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Racecars, weak knights in full armor, the game's creator and his queer side kick, and a poorly thought out 10 minute game? Well sure, count me in.
Storyline- The "hero" of the story, a knight named "Adam", who I'm sure isn't named after the game creator , appears in the middle of the town of Mediva, and after one text box, joins up with Brock, a loser who speaks in pathetic engrish and has flame patterns on his pants. These two wander around the town, embarking on various quests, including my favorite of finding a widow's husband. That's right. A WIDOW'S husband. Stupid author. Another is attempting to help a purple man find out why he is purple. It's never explained why, but you do follow him to a cave where he turns into a dragon and attempts to rip you to shreds. He would have to, if I hadn't of simply run from the battle. Deeper in the cave, our heroes solve a painfully simple rock puzzle and talk to a guy who jokingly starts a battle with us then disappears. Finally Adam and Brock journey down a ladder that takes us back to the entrance. That's it. End of game. >_<
Graphics- It's not that the graphics are bad, just quickly done. The roads of the town don't even have curves, and all the houses look the same. The cave entrance is simply a series of bumps in the ground. Battle backgrounds are ripped, walkabouts are ugly, and enemies need more colors. Hero battle graphics are decent, but not memorable.
Gameplay- Gameplay- Severe problems with wall mapping. I couldn't enter the bar because of this. Hey Adam? Not being able to walk on grass but being able to walk on top of trees is stupid. You don't gain anything from fighting and level ups, and frankly getting a race car shaped like a dildo on wheels isn't as fun as it sounds.
Music- Ripped from the editor, and poorly placed.
Final- Adam, you need to slow down and actually play your game. This shouldn't of been released. Try again, and next time, actually put some effort into what you do. Have a friend playtest Soulfire, because I'm sure they could tell you how bad it sucked.
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Final Scores
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Graphics: 3/10.0 |
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Take your time, Adam. Why did you rush these?
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Storyline: 1.5/10.0
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You get the .5 because of the demons hiding behind the inn, retard. |
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Gameplay: 1/10.0 |
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PAINFULLY PAINFUL.
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Music: 1/10.0
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Argh, argh, argh. |
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Overall Grade:
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This game was rushed, and it sucks because of it. |
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