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Since there is almost nothing to write in this review, I'm gonna get straight to the point. This game would be worse than The Fallen Knight, except for one tiny detail: this game is definitely and obviously a joke, whereas The Fallen Knight may not have been. The title screen proves it: 100% S*itty graphics, 100% Crappy Music, absolutely no storyline, etc. And the fact that the zip file is 9kb isn't a good sign either.
Graphics are really, really bad (as the title screen tells you). I'm talking Magnus bad. This game actually makes Fat Frog :gasp: look good. And no, I'm not kidding.
The music is again, crappy. It is original, though, so at least the author gave a little effort into it.
There is no storyline. You're on a small grass island with the Stick Of Death on it. You can walk to the stick, talk to it (it actually greets you with a simple 'Hi') and then you fight a battle against two of these buggers. Without a simple 'game over'. Oh, and they don't fight back, eliminating gameplay at that.
This game, quite frankly, is a sick joke, though the author admits it. Still, its not worth the download.
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Final Scores
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Graphics: 1/10.0 |
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I'm out to buy a white cane right now.
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Storyline: 1/10.0
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The exact opposite of Final Fantasy 6. |
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Gameplay: 1/10.0 |
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I fell asleep during the game. So I really can't comment on this...wait, I just did.
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Music: 2.5/10.0
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Bad, but original at least. |
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Overall Grade:
F- |
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The scores speak for themselves on this one. |
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