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Bug on the Wall vs. JSH357
Bug on the Wall The title screen
Mezase Master
Download: 230 KB
V.S.
JSH357
Play Time: 0 hours and 1 minutes
Review # 20 for JSH357 The title screen
Them's Fightin' Words
    Don't mind me, I'm just doing my part to get stupid games downrated on this site. "Bug on the Wall" is a simulation of the "Greedo fired first" thing in Star Wars, and not a very funny one at that.
Graphics
    No effort whatsoever, even in the importing. The graphics add nothing to the experience.  
Storyline
    Ripped straight out of the film with misspellings.  
Gameplay
    I couldn't even get the game to work. My attacks just missed until I closed the game. I assume this was the joke.  
  Battle
    Well, I just described that above.  
  Map Design
    Sucked, looked horrible.  
  Balance
    The creator says in the description that he put effort in to this one. I'm not seeing it.  
Music
    BAM format  
Enjoyment
    It wasn't even funny as a bad joke.  
Final Blows
    I'm sorry if this seems vicious, but this game was in the top 5 and it in no way deserves to be there.
This is what this game looks like.

This is what this game looks like.
Final Scores
Graphics: 1/10.0
Awful
Storyline: 1/10.0
Plagiarism
Gameplay: 1/10.0
Nothing here
Music: 1/10.0
Badly converted
Enjoyment: 1/10.0
No, I didn't enjoy it
Overall Grade: F-
Final Thoughts
    Don't do drugs, kids.  


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