Castle Paradox

'Sounds groovy and looks groovy. I have a strong feeling that this game will be an exotic cup of OHR coffee, and I am looking forward to drinking it.

It's kind of obvious that the first is based off MMX. The hair is absolutely ridiculous, almost to the point of parody.

In a way, Eggie is the parody of over-the-top spiky anime hairstyles, so I th ...

*Wipes the dust off of the Post Reply button*

Hello! I'm back after a good *starts counting on fingers* March, April, May, June, July, August... haffa year and, boy oh boy, do I still suck!

But, ...

For me, graphics. To be specific, walkabout, attack, and backdrop graphics. Hero graphics kind of bug me, but once I have a half-decent standing and stepping frame, then I get rolling. Maptile graphic ...

It's everybody's favourite Asian-French, American-accented, homosexual, and tough toonphiliac... Nigel!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Lance-Eggie/nigelstance.jpg
One of the big problems is ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Lance-Eggie/ladyanatomy.jpg

Kupo! I was feeling down while I was drawing this picture, so to perk me up a bit I drew a little moogle attenae on her head, and ...

Two more tries with anatomy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Lance-Eggie/furrycompliments.jpg
I put on tighter clothes to help visualize anatomy. Never mind the speech bubbles. They don't m ...

Instead I'll ponder over what you're looking at and Where TF your hands are.

I have an addiction! Leave me alone! *Sob*

/me cries and runs to his room, and turns on Simple Plan at a high volume.

I won an Oscar for this role. It was a beautiful night.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Lance-Eggie/ryanresevoirdogs.jpg

Yes, my name is Ryan.

OR IS IT?

Didn't I do something like this a year ago or so? Maybe on another forum. Anyway...

Name: Ryan Zachary Schieckoff (Pronounced Shick-off)

Age: 18 as of November 26th.

Gender: Male

Measurem ...

Thanks, Iblis. It works, just like viagra!

Jabber: I run on Windows XP, which leads to ultimately getting pawned.

#2: I like the pencil shading in this pic a lot. The lion's front paws need a bit more detail though, they look kinda flat.

You mean hands? Okay. I'll try.

I actually sprite! Veeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy slooooooowlyyyyyyyyyy. This is just a guy I made. Hero sprite. Violet sword. I must confess I used a Megaman sprite as a start-upper. Is that such a crime?

ht ...

That's damn strange, but hilarious at the same time. It reminds me of a mating call.

Whenever I plotscript, which isn't very often due to my problem, I encounter an epic error concerning the locating of Hspeak.exe. Whenever I compile my work of rot, the program, Hssed, demands that I ...