Castle Paradox

Does the community really need new members with no (visible) skills and an admitted antipathy toward those who make good games? It's possible he's like 16 years old or something and will grow out of i ...

The first major problem is that you are saving it as a JPEG

I did not save it as a jpeg, or at least not to my knowledge. I almost ALWAYS use pngs or gifs, but I'm pretty sure that was a bitmap.
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That wasn't really the style I had in mind, but wow... I really like those. I may want to start over from scratch...

Yes, see, the whole point was that I never said having no life was a BAD thing...

Please. Let's just forget about it; what needs to change about my second version?

Oh yeah, one more thing-
You ...

Fine. I'll take both and just ignore the mocking. Rolling Eyes

If you really can not stand criticism, then you'll never amount to anything in this community. Getting better requires someone to smack you ...

Claim you are something and then produce nothing to back it up
Please. I would rather nobody mentions this again. Nobody understood what I meant, and I freely admit that it's my fault. Also, the rea ...

Seriously, WHAT DID I DO?
"Oh, I know, let's all make fun of the new guy because he's bad at sprite art! Good idea!"

Huh?

Anyway, here's the newer version. I tried to make it look ...

First off, I wasn't trying to seem rude. I was just... explaining? Secondly, you didn't have to be THAT negative, I just needed advice, not mocking. I should mention that I only spent about two minute ...

So here I am, sitting at my computer, extremely frustrated about the fact that I simply CANNOT draw bipedal humanoid character sprites, especially in the small scale needed for the OHRRPGCE. But, magi ...

No, you didn't "scare me away..."

Anyway, I'm off (Okay, so you still might not see much of me for a while. I'm pretty sure it's to your benefit...) to start working on a game, thank you ...

Perhaps I need to explain more, since many of you have said things like "I don't want to do stuff for some new kid who has no clue what he's doing!!!"
See, I'm not looking for minions, sla ...

Yeah, so... you might want to post your story if it's that incredible
Errr... Maybe I should have rephrased that... I said I was really good at coming up with stories; that is, I have about two billi ...

So I've noticed that the coolest games are almost always those made by A) many people or B) one person with no life.
One person with no life and enough time (which people with no life usually have) ...

Believe it or not, I was just thinking about this today, and decided that an INCREDIBLY underused and very interesting weapon type is the flail, also known as the morning star or chain mace.
Basical ...

Yes, this is driving me so insane I'm about to "Exorcize*" my computer in an extremely violent way. Someone tell me what's wrong! I'm using the stable version, AND the "strike" att ...