Castle Paradox

Oh, I was going to not enter the contest, but be a surprise judge for it. It'd have been glorious and we'd have had a lot of fun banter within the community.

However, your community decided that it ...

I was always curious about Yo Ghost, but it was taken down by its original author before I could try it (I remember this quite clearly; he decided that as a Christian he couldn't in good conscience pu ...

You know what's better than a cat in a box? A box in a cat. Too bad nobody has dared to make such an unorothodox game before.

And yes, Dragon Warrior is a better game than Spellshard. It too has it ...

Nate your idea is about a completely different topic. It's a completely different idea that you're shoe-horning into a conversation that isn't even remotely about that.
You made up a game about your ...

Even the worst online flamewar doesn't affect someone as much as someone screaming in your face or punching you for what you just said.

And yet people still act like having unpopular opinions is wo ...

Line by line fun!

There's also, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
There is also the statement "remove the plank from your own eye before you try to remove the speck from your b ...

You don't have any power either, pal.

There's also, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
There is also the statement "remove the plank from your own eye before you try to remove the speck from your brother's eye". I ...

Textual messaging is superior in a lot of ways

I've never found a way voice communication is superior to textual communication. The worst thing is voice without a live body present - expressions an ...

Alternatively, there's a woman's peeing league separate from the men's peeing league. Male peethletes tend to have much longer distances due to a combination of bladder size and the nozzle they have f ...

Nah, Spellshard is yet to be outdone. I've been trying since 2004 but even I have never made an OHR game as good as that.

I'm never quitting. I will be king of the castle until the site disappears permanently or my account gets banned.

Feedback from players is always more useful than feedback from fellow developers. Feedback from completely new players tends to be the most useful.

STEP ZERO:

make
a
good
game

And most people in this community are too caught up on making a game specifically to impress other members of the community and forget to make the game good in gen ...

I'm going to make better games than your contest.