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SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

Oct. 1, 2004-- Today Final Fantasi XXX, an all-time OHR classic and terrible[y good] games contest winner, reached 167 downloads. Receiving rave reviews such as "Final Fantasi XXX... Ingenious." - junahu*, it's no wonder this game's tremendous popularity has achived 167 hits.

When we asked the game's author, SDHawk, about the tremendous popularity she replied with "...[no] pointless...advertising...[not] useless... comments...mostly [not] porn". But really, all you have to do is hear what people are saying about it to find out:

"I have NO idea how SDHawk made that game, but it made me cry [with happiness]..." -JSH357*

"Some of these games made me laugh, some pissed me off, but only Final Fantasy XXX made me.. completed?" -PHC*

"[Final Fantasi XXX] wins by a landslide." - Gilbert*

And if that's not good enough for you the sweeping soundtrack by legendary composers such as Nobuo Uematsu** and Yasonurai Mitsuda**, stunningly beautiful graphics (and erotically steaming) from Industrial Lights & Magic***, with game design inspired by Nintendo's famous Shigeru Miyamoto****, should. And even for those of you who like your games separate from your porn, a no-porn version is included in the game itself.

With such a great response to the original we had to ask him if there was going to be a sequel, in response she replied "...yes...after...200 downloads...another thread". While it wasn't clear whether he was going to make a sequel after the original got 200 downloads, or whether she'd just post another blatlant advertising thread to get even more hits as well as enjoy useless congratulation comments wasn't clear, but either way you should download it a few more times even if you already have and post some pointless comments to this advertisement.

http://www.castleparadox.com/forum/gamelist-display.php?game=397

*Quotes have been edited for clarity.
**Music may not be originally intended for FFXXX and may be slightly edited.
***Graphics were unfortunatley compressed to fit in the OHR's limitations, and hence do not include any of IL&M's original work.
****FFXXX not officially endorsed by Shigeru Miyamoto or Nintendo.

Uncommon · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:04 pm Post subject:

Congratulations to the one who must have been Disaster Labs original inspiration for Gender Neutral...even if you started that after it was made.

TIME TRAVEL?! :O

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Moogle1 did something like this back on Zant regarding one of his new games.

ex.

Mage Clash is quite possibly the [greatest] game I've [ever] seen. And now I [owe Moogle1 a soda for] feel great.

Raspberry!

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Moogle1 · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:46 pm Post subject:

Yes, but I actually stole the technique from the book "Mighty Blue Justice!" by The Tick. So, none of us is really original, but the technique is great.
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Uncommon · Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject:

Mighty Blue Justice!, by the way, is a great book. You all need to read it.

SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

hye maen ur game is liek rely kool it totly desrvs all the hits mna it rely remdns me of ym nwe gaem comin out itz cled mrtin lufer jr kungs dye qwest with teh dbz guyz lol nd itz rely kool llol.l mna nd it hs liek vryoen kool in it liek gku nd vgta lol btu nt trnks cuz hez liek fagzzzzzzz lol nd it hz hwt prn in it 2 cuz i like boobiez lol u liek boozb 2 rite????////// but if u wnt to see sum ovr cewl gaemz i maed jus chek otu brite sun n gehtot phnsty n quest uf boob teh darf n sum othr kewl gaemz r liek my koo1 leg fu zalda fn gaem cled spr uf dogz lol but dnt red teh revewz cuz ther ll @$$holz nd say heyt uck but her wrng lol bcuz i rely liek thm nd so do m frindz lol neway l4ter m4n

btw i rely liek teh p0nr senc at teh bcuz itz liek LOLZ nd liek BOOOZBZ lol sxe

venxz · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject: um

fanal fantasi xxx has no porn and the graphics are little crap images if u have a brain do not download this crap game Pissed off!

:flamedevil: What?!?!

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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:41 pm Post subject:

That is both bumping a thread and emoticon spam. I might recommend some reading to you. It's the rules and regulations. I am sure these are mentioned there.
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Moogle1 · Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:28 am Post subject:

Not to mention that you'd be getting pretty low-quality porn if it WERE in the game.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:53 am Post subject:

Here we go again. Ha ha ha!

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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:04 am Post subject:

Bloody freaking hell!
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