Castle Paradox

Uncommon · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject:

...yes...
(i just go to the nearest mirror, honestly)

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject:

Okey dokey, we got us a bit behind here. Let's handle these one at a a time, shall we?

First, Pops: For the first picture, I've got one question: What the FUCK are you thinking? I mean, seriously! No one wears a sweater to an assassination before Labor Day! Turtleneck, or a Crewcut, all the way. The pose is very you, but Jack Ruby is a real asshole, and you oughta be ashamed for associating with him. Second picture, you find more of your fahionself. Dogs as accesories are TOTALLY In this season. And the hat, oh, it says that spring is here, and the time is right for makin' love in the afternoon. You oughta try a citrus peel on the fingers though.

Ah, Uncy: A vision of beauty, I am blinded. Your hair, it is so ruggedly long, and yet strangely hip that I cannot help but think of you as an awesome gangsta dude. Definitely a good look for out in the streets, chillin' wit' yo' hom's (As us "ghetto bruthas" say). I mean, you're one of those rare people who looks good with their hair long or short, and if you trimmed it back, you'd look like a younger, taller, Tom Cruise. I'm giving you an 8/10, and my phone number. You oughta experiment with hats, with the right one you could look just like Jigen from Lupin the 3rd, or any number of awesome personages.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Our hero posing for the ladies. Now now, only one at a time please. There is plenty of me to go 'round, just give it some time...

In Mexico we call this "dead sexy." Here I am either asking someone to keep quiet, or trying to stick my finger up my nose but not putting forth enough effort at the time. I'll leave the decision as to which it is up to you.

The beast, striking an intelligent pose. Did you know Nate got a 34 on the ACTs? Just a think to keep in mind, ladies, when you want someone who's got the brains and the bod.

In retrospect, I look like Ronald McDonald.

In a second retrospect, you can't see my right hand because I took the picture in the dorm bathroom mirror. Oh yay.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject:

Shadow: Your shirt is like my heart, on fire and flowery. And the hair, you're definitely working the Conan, and it works for me, baby. And the poses, oh god, work it baby, yeah. My only problem is a lack of pecs. You oughta open that shirt, and let us look at your sexy, sexy man boobs. You really oughta spring for some silicone chest boosters in there, you could be one sexy mofo. As is? 7.8/10. Don't know that I'd bone you, but I'd be glad to go to a bar with you, confident you'd lure in chicks.

Uncommon · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

I hate my hair short. I miss that sexy beast with the blackish tips. I should get on the ball and straighten it now so it'll be great when it grows back to the length in the submitted pictures.