Castle Paradox

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:22 am Post subject:

Yes, but where is my money? HUh? You'll never find it as long as you live!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:28 am Post subject:

You're dead, baby. I can read your mind like a cheap paper back. Didn't you never hear of a Ouija board? I know where you hid the money, and me and my beau are on our way to get it right now.

Slime · **Objection!!!** Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Please don't fight again.....not in front of me. Crying

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Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:31 am Post subject:

Ha! You'd have better luck digging up your old pal Andy's money!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:33 am Post subject:

What makes you think I don't ALREADY HAVE IT?

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:37 am Post subject:

Of course I know you already have Andy's money. I've known you had it ever since that day I came home early from work and heard you moaning in the bedroom all like "Oh Andy, let's not talk about that anymore. Let's talk about your OTHER drill. Why don't you drill on MY oil field? Wink

" I know you have Andy's money. It's right in the car, next to you. In fact, HE's with you right now, isn't HE?!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:40 am Post subject:

They're all with me, honey. We're all gonna share it together. We're going to share everything together.

Nepenthe · Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 132

I can't take it anymore! Everyone, put down your highschool text book and read a biography or real history. Lincoln was among the worst presidents this country has ever seen. He started a Civil war and, as an aside, was extremely racist.

Now you know!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:43 am Post subject:

Lincoln raised the trading gap! Lincoln raised the tarriffs! Lincoln raised the income taxes! And one dusty night in 1885, in a fateful hotel room, he raised my skirt over my head, played Dixie on my flesh-harp, and raised his Confederate flag.

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:46 am Post subject:

You're a sly dog, Andrew Carnegie, but the end of the day shall see who comes out on up.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:49 am Post subject:

How did I get to Carnegie hall? I went around the corner from Carnegie's Pole, Raspberry!

Don't blame me, Michael. You had your chance.

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:51 am Post subject:

I'm Henry the 8th I am I am.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:57 am Post subject:

Oooh, so sorry. there's been so many men, I get them confused. I hope you've made peace with poverty, we're almost at the money!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject:

Little do you know, you are falling into my trap!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject:

A clever bluff, but you're not fooling anyone, honey. Admit you've been beat, through and through... what was that noise?