Castle Paradox

SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

How it works: I pick 3 story ideas, and then the entrants vote on which one to use. Then they have 30secs to think of what to write, then 2 minutes to write it. We all then post them in the channel, and vote on which one is best.

First, the ideas:

1. The life of a Sew: 2 votes
2. Star Craft fanfic: 2 votes
3. monkeys, chainsaws, and chaos: 0 votes

Because they were tied and we couldn't get a tie breaker, we combined them into a Star Craft fanfic with Sew in it. The storys are as follows.

(Warning: Storys may contain strong language and adult content)

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Seth's

Sew the marine was a marine, who was so fucking high on stimpack juices, he couldn't maintain an erection. This was a problem, as Infested Kerrigan wanted to have a three some with Jim and Sew. Sew then went to Mengsk and asked him how to get a boner. Mengsk showed him and then Sew Kerrigan JIm and kerrigans roomate ezesexd! TE END!

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SDHawk's

Sew stood face-to-face with the zergling. It was going to be a battle to the death. Hefting his medkit sew proceeded to whack the zegling over the head with his medkit in the grueling contest of sew vs beast. The zegling jumped into Sew's face, causing him to collapse, his medkit flying over the landscape. He tried to fend off the zergling's attack with his hands, but failed. He rolled over and hudled in fear. The zergling was about deliever the fatal blow. A firebat came in, and toasted the zergling in a heroic event! But he also fried sew. "Ooops" Minnie said.
THE END

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Sew's

Ummm umm...
Shit
One day, Sew was sitting at his computer waiting to install SC so he could play with his chums over the net. Upon instation, however, the game sucked the lone Sew in! This is his story!
Sew traveled the lands for months and finally met a little squid named bob. They walked around for awhile until they found a nice M.C. Donalds.
The little Squid happened to be a fucking retard though, and destoryed the MC Donalds.
So Sew bought an umbrella and flew all the way to neverland:O

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Jazz Man's

Sew ran panting through the canyon with hordes of Zerg surrounding the area. Just keep going, he thought, as he began to feel his breath splatter against his face mask. He'd been seperated from the rest of his unit, the Fighting 45th Terran Marine division bassed off of Tharquad 4.

He raced around boulders, and ducked under rock archways trying to avoid all trace of the zerg forces. They could be anywhere... burried underneath the ground, in the walls, at any moment, they could pour over the canyon ridges. Just keep running. His ammo was low, and he was behind enemy lines. To Comman, he was dead, a splatter against the rocks. No one knew he was there, but he must find a way to get back.

Just keep going... run...

He kept running until... "Nuclear Launch Detected" ....shit....

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Minnek's

Sew walked across the desolate landscape; in his mind, Sew knew what his mission was: single man infiltration of a Zerg hive. Lacking the common intellect of most Terrans, he gladly accepted after his comrade marines ran out of the room screaming.

Nearing the looming spire nearby, he stepped onto something spongy; the squishing noise became one of earth being expelled forcefully, as a monstrous creature pulled out of the ground and rended him to pieces.

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Annnnd....the votes (Entrants could not vote for themselves):

Jazz Man: 2 votes (Sew,SDHawk)
Minnek: 2 votes (Seth,Jazz Man)
SDHawk: 1 vote (Minnek)
Seth: 0 votes
Sew: 0 votes

Thusly, the winners of the first CP 2-minute short story writing contest are: Jazz Man and Minnek!
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"Why is it when they say an adult has the mind of a Sew, they lock him up, while Sews are allowed to run free in the streets."

Roach Lir · Joined: 08 Jul 2003 Posts: 119 Location: United Kingdom

Sew's was so funny!
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Uncommon · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:27 am Post subject:

Yeah, Sew's and Seth's were pretty stupid. Jazz's had to have been the best. When did you do this, anyway, and why not put it on the IRC Addicts board instead?

SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

Well, while it was an IRC event, it's also writing-related. To be honest, I dunno which board to put it on so I randomly picked this one. (Plus, it has a wider reader base than irc addicts). And it occured last night.
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"Why is it when they say an adult has the mind of a Sew, they lock him up, while Sews are allowed to run free in the streets."

SDHawk · **Silent One** Joined: 06 Jan 2003 Posts: 80

And now, the SECOND 2 minute CP short story writing contest.

This time, the rules were slightly adjusted in that everyone came up with one story idea and then we voted on them. The ideas:

1. Minnek's: "Ways to Kill a Minnek" - 1 vote
2. SDHawk's: "Money" - 0 votes
3. rjz's: "robotic ninjitsu dinosaurs" - 0 votes
4. Uncommon's: "Haunted by a cyborg kitten" - 3 votes

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Minnek's

Sew ran down the hallway, wheezing and panting for breath. He spun around the corner and into the room. The hissing grew louder, and the whirr of miniature turbines came closer. Sew's pulse raced faster and faster; right before the half robotic kitten leaped at his face, metallic fangs bared, he fainted.

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SDHawk's

It's robotic gaze passed over me, and I trembled. I dashed to the kitchen, hoping to hide from it. But to no avail, I heard a robotic "meow" in the distance. Holding back a shudder, I tried to run to the front door. I could still feel it staring at me. I tried to open the door, but it was locked. I rushed up the stairs, back into my room. I could hear it's pattering paws coming up the staircase. I was trapped. Cornerd. There was no escape. I huddled in the corner hoping to prolong my pitiful life. It was upon me. I could feel it's claws and then.
THE END

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Uncommon's

Frank ran as fast as he could. His worst fears had come true. It wasn't his fault that it happened, or at least that's what he told himself. Little Snowflake couldn't help it if Frank was running the lawn mower where he was sleeping. And Frank just wouldn't let the poor thing die.

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rjz's

wherever i go,there it is

it knows my thoughts before i think them

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Annnnd, the results:

Minnek: 0 votes
SDHawk: 3 votes
Uncommon: 1 vote
rjz: 0 votes

Thusly, SDHawk is the winner of the second CP 2 minute short story writing contest.
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"Why is it when they say an adult has the mind of a Sew, they lock him up, while Sews are allowed to run free in the streets."

Sew · Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:56 pm Post subject:

The "Ummm umm... Shit "

Wasn't supposed to be part of my story! Thats my panic before hand..

..and why is everything about me.. :(

~Sew

Uncommon · Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:36 pm Post subject:

Minnek just wanted to kill you again.

The interesting thing is, mine had the startings of a Frankenstein story, but I didn't even realise it until long after we were done that my subject's name was Frank...