Castle Paradox

halogrunt001 · Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Posts: 17

Once there was a normal guy named Luke, then suddenly the world was plunged into darkness and he knew it was up to him to save it. But God decided that someone else was chosen to save the world. So Luke sat back and relaxed while the other person went on a jouney soon to become a legend.
Luke soon got bored so he invented a portal that could take him to another world. So he went to anther world hoping it was in trouble and he could save it. After trying this a few times without any luck he finaly relized that mabey he was born to be a villan!
Luke soon transformed his apartment into a secret underground lair, and his microwave into a nuclear bomb. Luke wasn't naive enough to think that bomb threats just happen, so he began advertising.
God saw his advertisements and decided to smite Luke, but missed and hit Southern Africa. He tried again but hit Canada. This went on untill the whole universe was destroyed and Luke was all that was left.
Then God got an idea, mabey if he and luke teamed up, mabey they could create a huge stock market scandal and get filthy rich! (Right after they put the universe back together. )
Their plan would've succeded if Satan hadn't come and reminded God that he's supposed to be GOOD. So God decided that this story is stupid and made it end.[/code][/list]

Hunter Green · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:55 pm Post subject:

I tip my hat to you sir, you are the most compelling argument to close registration for this forum that I have seen in months.
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Durandal · Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:18 pm Post subject:

halogrunt001 · Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Posts: 17

I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I can't believe you read the whole thing.

I'm thinking about writing a sequel. Big grin

Battleblaze · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:59 pm Post subject:

corection- Very Stupid Story-
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junahu · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 2:46 am Post subject:

It's a good story... just badly narrated
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject:

In the sequel, the HaloGrunt learns how to spell... maybe.

Big grin

I liked it, but is the idea of a sequel is supposed to be like the joke made in Kung-Pow (enter the fist)? They talked about making a sequel. Like kung-Pow, making a sequel to this might just be dumb. However, I do get this strange need to find out what happens to God and this Luke guy.

:flamedevil:
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TMC · Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 1:28 am Post subject:

That's an awesome story man. Don't write a sequel though.
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