Castle Paradox

Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

I don't know if the file will be up, CP is a jerk like that sometimes.

http://www.castleparadox.com/cgi-bin/gamelist-display.php?game=385

If you want the full version you have to send me twelve dollars, OHR games aren't cheap to make you know. I spent a lot of time and money researching the odds. I must've flipped thirty eight quarters, I'm not very bright, so I don't know how much money that comes out to, but I'll bet it's less than twelve dollars. So you punks are getting a bargain.

For the demo version though, only losing is available. Besides the other characters and such, I'm giving you half the gameplay right there. I mean that's a pretty big demo to be at 50%.

So yeah, I'll keep trying to upload this file....
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RedMaverickZero · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:12 am Post subject:

Now if only there was a file to play this rather expensive game. Too bad the final version costs anything. Tch. To think, paying money for an OHR game. That's just... not fair.

Okay NOW it's up. I'm gonna check it out later and see if it's worth 12 bucks!
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Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

Approval from the maker of such fine collections of hilarity as Walthros: Return of the Crystals, Gihern and War of the Food.

I say without the slightest hint of sarcasm or insincerity, now that PHC approves of it, everyone elses opinion is rendered null..... Unless you also approve of it.... In which case, carry on.

(PHC, you can fax me the twelve dollars)
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Ysoft_Entertainment · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:39 pm Post subject:

Yo rolling stones, out of all the games that you made, this one is worthless
I don't even get the point of the game, I mean I start the game, batman choses heads, and heads comes up then he says something else, and thats it. is there anything else that I missed? I wouldn't pay even a penny for this game. however your trailblazers game I would definately pay you 12 or more bucks.

thats my opinion.
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Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Allright. Since you missed the last 4-5 years of the OHR I'll summarize.

There have been FAR worse games made with the OHR that people have tried to sell. Arfenhouse pulled a similar tactic long ago by saying that to get the full registered version you had to send in so much money. Of course, the games that this makes fun of are newbie games, and if only because it fooled some people into thinking they had to pay for a better version, then I declare it a success in the April Fool's contest.

Unless of course it's not in it.

Ah hell. I declare it a success in the April Fool's contest.

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Uncommon · Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:56 pm Post subject:

(psst, hey, YSoft, Gilbert didn't make Trailblazers)

This is great, Gil, but it still isn't my favorite of yours.
Which reminds me, I don't currently have a copy of the I Made Dis Anthology...

Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

Retro Gamer is going around taking credit for Trailblazers though! He even went so far as to hack into my registry on the gamelist and upload a hacked version which has his name at the beginning instead of mine!

Also, Fyre has my only working copy of Sword of Jade 2! I was gonna release it, like, two years ago! But I sent him a copy of it and he wouldn't send it back when he finished playtesting it!
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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Congrats Gil, you've created another half-@$$ed game that still managed to be freaking hilarious. I'll fax you the $12 as soon as I can make a withdraw from my bank account. Better yet, how about I give you my account number and you withdraw it yourself. Considering the game has Batman it it I'm sure the author is a moral upholder of the law.
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TMC · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:06 am Post subject:

Heed not the evil lies the conspirators feed into our ears!
They seek to diminish the beauty of the game out of uncontrollable envy!
If PHC approves, the product must be worth any amount of money Rolling Stone cares to ask for. Where do I send my $12?
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Ysoft_Entertainment · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:18 am Post subject:

ok I messed up on the authors
well anyway the game is worthless, all it has is 2 batman pics and an animation sequence of the coin.

PHC you are not very smart if you think this game is worth $12, I mean comeone, even my DW1 game is considerably better then this game, and even though the walkabout are ripped.

geez people, I could make far better coin game than this.
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The Drizzle · **Who is the Drizzle?** Joined: 12 Nov 2003 Posts: 432

Ysoft... let me break this down for you.

Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:59 am Post subject:

Heheh, sounds like something I should check out! ;D
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Ysoft_Entertainment · Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:01 am Post subject:

I am an idiot Really confused

sorry everyone
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