Castle Paradox

[Gizmog1]

Man, happy big One-Three, man. YOu're finally a teenager, and pretty soon your voice'll be changing and all that, you'll have hair where you didn't before, and you'll be hornier than a hen in a knapsack. Anyway, me and JSH wanna sing a little song for you, it goes a little something like this: (EDIT: Ya'll just go ahead an interrupt if you like, post your own well wishes to a birthday boy, but don't mess with the song, man)

One slice onto my plate, sweet poodles, one slice onto my plate

[Poodles]

sukup
_________________
i kik azz play mah gaymz
http://www.cp-games.org/~jsh/poodles.html

[JSH357]

Sittin' on down in a park bench softly
one slice onto my plate

[Gizmog1]

Hopin' that the cake is gonna come 'round sweet Mary,

[JSH357]

Hopin' that the whores are on time

[Gizmog1]

Sittin' on down at a birthday party, one slice onto my plate

[JSH357]

Whoooo it's your birthday!
It's the big 1-3!

[Gizmog1]

You're going through changes, as you can plainly see

[JSH357]

Soon you'll feel great joy
And learn of virgin pain

[Gizmog1]

You'll get lots of head,
If the hookers ever get to this party

[JSH357]

They'll surely wear you dead!

[Gizmog1]

And now, I've one slice onto my plate, Sweet Poodles, one slice onto my plate

[JSH357]

Sittin' on down in a park bench firmly
one slice onto my plate

[Gizmog1]

Waitin' for the clown that's gonna come here, Sweet Poodles

[JSH357]

Hope'fly ain't Bozo this time