Castle Paradox

[Rimudora]

FIRST. The game's been COMPLETED recently. It's an ohr game, full with a COMPLICATED plot and a UNIQUE battle system. However, it's so fscking AWESOME I don't think any of you fags deserve to play it. However, RMDR is a KIND and MERCIFUL god, and will give all of you another chance to partake in the bliss that is RMDR's Human Day contest entry.

SECOND. The game does exist, I'm going to assure all of you now in the most SINCERE manner known to man. If it is proven otherwise, I will take my own life. If there is any lingering doubt, I will provide TRUSTWORTHY witnesses who will vouch for the fact that I've never gone back on a death vow.

THIRD. The game has been uploaded somewhere on the internet. Considering that I don't earn ENOUGH money to get my own domain name, it should be EASY enough for you fags to narrow down the location of the game to a FEW locations, but who knows, you might still surprise me.

FOURTH. At the start of each week (central time), I will give a hint as to where the game file has been hidden. At first, the hints will be VAGUE and UNFAIR. However, they will gradually become more ENLIGHTENING as Christmas day approaches. You are truly a fucktard if you can't figure this out by the twenty. The first hint has been given.

Editing this post instead of making new replies to throw off people who aren't paying attention. Also, the second hint has been given.



Anyone who knows half-jack about LDM would recognize this as a panel from the Josh from School storyline. I didn't draw it with the intention of using it in a contest like this, but I thought it looked perfect for this. What this means, of course, is that the first hint is a hint in and of itself, and has nothing to do with anything else LDM-related, so don't read too much into this.

Hint 3: CP was down at 12 AM, December 4, the day before December, so there is no hint 3. Don't blame me.

Hint 4: Start with the number of years it might take for Hatzi to grow a fucking brain. That value also happens to be the name of a character from a certain OHR game. Of the three serious games that character was supposed to be in, take the number of said games that he actually finished, not counting that retarded monochrome game that is an insult to everyone and his or her mom. There is an OHRer whose name ends with that number. Which one of his games has a scene where a character apparently fights himself/herself?

Hint 5: lol I was too busy figuring out moogle's puzzle to make a hint, so like, wtf.

Hint 6: Okay, I erased all the clues from this post. The only way you'll find the secret word now is with a TIME WARP!

[Santa Claus]

http://rmsephy.250free.com/fifth.zip

hay guyz i found it 8D

[Jack]

you're a douche Santa.
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[Rimudora]

Jesus fucking Christ! You weren’t supposed to give the link away. The whole POINT was that people weren’t supposed to find it you fag >:O

And where the FUCK is 250free's direct linking size limits when you need them >:O

[Newbie_Power]

Thanks Santa, for making this riddle MUCH easier than Moogle1's!

[Valigarmander]

Mystery solved.