Rinku

Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 690
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: Hamsterspeak Humor |
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Indiegamer.com opened up a new subforum for people seeking work programming for other independent game developers (they already had subforums for people seeking work making music or graphics for independent developers, so this new thread is along those lines). I managed to make the second post in that subforum:
http://forums.indiegamer.com/forumdisplay.php?f=22
Quoted here in the off-chance they decide to delete it or move it or something:
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The title says it all! I am proficient in both the Game Maker Language (GML) and Hamsterspeak, the official language of the Official Hamster Republic Role Playing Game Creation Engine, or O.H.R.RPG.C.E. for short.
I have created a half-dozen games and programs in each of those game engines, and am fully qualified by James `SPAM Man' Paige himself as the only person allowed to use the phrase "wish list" in pertinence to the O.H.R.RPG.C.E. Game Engines are the future, pure-programming is gradually being weeded out by those who can make games that run ten times as slow, but make them ten times as quickly. I will be happy to offer my services to anyone wishing to create games in the engines that enabled such masterpieces as Arfenhouse and Clean Asia (or, perhaps more familiar to you guys, Cute Knight and The Magi).
I cannot afford to work for free, but I will do so anyway, as a service to the great Game Engine Movement. Together, we will show the world that the greatest games come from people who do not know how what pointers or data types are.
(Yes, this is both a serious and a light-hearted topic. Please don't delete! ^_^) _________________ Tower Defense Game |
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