Castle Paradox

[Joe Man]

Aye, I'm putting together a little tribute to Powerthirst in even worse taste than either of the originals. My voice acting skills suck balls (at best I can sing a mean Auld Lang Syne), so I'm just here asking anybody willing to waste his time and brain cells to make some horrible jokes.

No, I'm not making any money out of this. This is a goddamn English assignment. Yes. An English assignment.

Audition requirements below: To audition, simply send me the audio files. It hardly matters to me if you PM or post in the thread at all.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

Last edited by Joe Man on Fri Dec 13, 1957 1:21 am; edited 2,892 time in total

[Joe Man]

Audition requirements:

1. Read the following passages in the manliest way you can:
Don't pamper your penis with pussy: Beat that meat!
Give me [insert whatever you want*] or KILL ME
When the big black bug bit the big black bear, the big black bear bled blood!

2. Say the following words/phrases with the heaviest emphasis possible:
Menstruation
Caber tossing
VaGUYna
Gang rape
Awesome!
Pussy

3. Yell in the manliest way you can. Up to three yells may be submitted.

Record your best and send them in to me. If you care to demonstrate different styles, extra recordings are acceptable (and honestly, appreciated)

*I expect some creativity here.
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

Last edited by Joe Man on Fri Dec 13, 1957 1:21 am; edited 2,892 time in total