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I'm still berating myself for even taking a look at this game, let alone download and play it, if you could actually call what goes on playing. It's one of the poorest excuses for a game I've ever seen.
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| Graphics |
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A bunch of stick-figures and some filled in stuff. There's nothing else, period.
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| Storyline |
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*Breaks out laughing* What storyline?! There's about two textboxes in the entire game, which consist of text that is extremely confusing.
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| Gameplay |
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Nothing at all. Basically, you just read a couple textboxes while watching a green stick-figure walk along a ledge and fall into spikes.
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Battle |
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No battles at all.
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Map Design |
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One map, I think it was 16X10, but I couldn't really tell the scale. It was just a ledge, and a lower piece of ground covered in spikes.
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Balance |
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*Breaks out laughing again* You watch a stick-figure fall off a ledge into spikes, and that's it. Does that tell you it's balance?
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| Music |
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There wasn't anything to hear at all, not even a ripped track from the creator.
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| Enjoyment |
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I'd say it's about as enjoyable as taking two cymbals made of steel and bashing them into your head about twenty times.
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| Final Blows |
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Overall, it appeared to be something done in about five minutes, with no line of thinking whatsoever. And considering the game's creator, I'm likely to recieve a confusing and threating e-mail over this review.
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Final Scores
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Graphics: 1/10.0 |
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I've done better than these graphics, and I'm horrible at drawing.
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Storyline: 1/10.0
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There wasn't anything to even be considered as a storyline, unless of course you call a stick-figure falling into spikes a storyline. |
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Gameplay: 1/10.0 |
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The player does nothing except read two textboxes and watch a stick-figure fall into spikes. 'Nuff said.
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Music: 1/10.0
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What music? |
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Enjoyment: 1/10.0
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If you can somehow manage to squeeze a microgram of enjoyment out of this, then you are one sad, sad person. |
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Overall Grade:
F- |
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| Final Thoughts |
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If you need to waste about a minute or so of time, download this game. Otherwise, don't even touch it; avoid it as if it was something that could give you AIDS. |
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