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ARFENHOUSE!!!1 #!!!!!!! vs. JSH357
ARFENHOUSE!!!1 #!!!!!!!
Misteroo
Download: 1.16 MB
V.S.
JSH357
Play Time: 3 hours and 30 minutes
Review # 1 for JSH357
Them's Fightin' Words
    OKOKOK I REELYREELY LYEK TIHS GAYM D00D!!!11 IT IZ TEH BEST GAYM AH HAFF EVR PLAYD LOL!11 LYEK U SEE ITZ AlL ABUT HOUSEMASTER!!111 ADN HIZ BEST FREND PIKACHU!!11 LOL ADN TEY GO ON TEH KWEST 2 SAYV TEH URTH FRUM TEH COMIT!!!111 ADN HM GETZ EZSEX ALOONG TEH WHAY ADN EVIL KITTY!!! ADN Joseph JOYN TEH POTTY ADN TEY SAYV TEH URTH!11 TEN TEY ALL GIT MAREED!!111 EVRY1 SHOOD PALAY TIS GAYM CUZ ITZ COO ADN IF U DNOT I KIL U!!11 LOLOL!!!11
Graphics
    OMFG D00D TIS GAYMZ GAFIX IZ TEH SHIZNIT LOL I SED POTITY WURD LOLOL!!11 HM IZ TEH C00LIST HER0 EVAR LOL!11 (Hail Evil!) ADN PIKACHU IZ SOOOOO KUTE LOLOL!!111 TEH ONLIE PART AH DINT LYKE WUZ TEH ST00PID ROKCIT CHIP IT WUZ GHEY!!11 LOLOL!!!11  
Storyline
    D00D TIS STOREE IZ SO EXITNING LOL!!11 I HAF RPEG ORGAZM FRUM TIS GAYM IT SO KOO!!111 HM IZ TEH MOOST COMPLIX KAREKTER EVR ADN HIZ EZSEX W EK IZ SO PASINITE DAT I ALMIST CRYED LOOL!11 *sniffle* ADN ADN STooPID j0 TRIE 2 RUIN TEH STOREE BAY TRIYN TO MAYK IT "MAYK SENZE" LOL WUT A RITURD!!11 BILLY IZ TEH BEZT VILIN EVR 2!!! HIZ PREZINCE STRYKE FEUR IYNTO UR HART EVRy TYM U SEE HYM LOLOL!!11 ADN TEY ALL LIVE HAPLIY EVR AFTR!!11 LOLOLOL!!111  
Gameplay
    DooD!!1 TIZ GAYM IS TEH MUST BALINCED GAYM EVR!111 I NEVR HAD SOO MUCH FUN EVR BFORE EXECET WHEN MAH PARINTS KIKC ME IYNTO PSYKC WARD LOL!! LOLOLO!11 HM IZ TEH OVIRPOWRD SWORSMIN ADN PKIACHU IS TEH BSET KAROKTR CUZ HE HADS LYITING AD IZ FRUM PKMN!!11 LLOLOLOLL!! (Down with Capitalism! Piiiika!!)  
  Battle
    LOL!! I HELD TOWN TEH SPAYS BUR LOLOLOL IT WUZ FUN!!111  
  Map Design
    DooD!!! TEH MOON ADN BILYZ CAZTLE ADN ESPICILY TEH FEILD W/ TEEM ROCKIT R TEH COOLIST MAPZ EVR!!11 I COOD NEVR MAYK A BETTR GAYM!!! LOLOL!!!11 OLNY MAYP I H8 IZ TEH ST00PID SPAYSCHIP!!11 WTF WIT DAT PLAYS?!! IT BEZ SO GETTO!11 LOLOLOPNG!11  
  Balance
    WUT BE BALIBNCE?  
Music
    DooD TEH GAYM HAZ TEH BEST MOOSIC EVR!111 I LUV HOW ORGINIAL IT IZ!!! PKMN TEAM SONG!!111 LOLO!111 ALZO HAZ TEH COOLIST MOOSC FRUM FF ADN ZEDLA ETC!111  
Enjoyment
    DooD!!1 UR GETTYIN A DELL! LOLOL!! I GOTS POT LOLL!!111  
Final Blows
    (In all seriousness, this is a highly enjoyable game, especially if you actually translate what the characters are saying- It's funny how similar the game seems to be compared to other "Newbie Games" but with the obvious parodic graphics/music/gameplay. I recommend this game to anybody who doesn't mind having a good laugh.)


Final Scores
Graphics: 9/10.0
BEYTER TEN FF!!11 LOL I WUZ SO AMIZED!111 (Great for what they were meant to accomplish- since the graphics fit the overall idea, they are almost perfect.)
Storyline: 8/10.0
LOL!11 SO DEP!!11 ALMUST AZ GOOD AZ FFSEVIN!N111 (Well, it will certainly make you laugh- of it doesn't, you need to play more RPGs, get a sense of humor, or both. Don't expect an engrossing storyline- but do expect to laugh at how foolish it is.)
Gameplay: 5/10.0
LOL!11 SPAYC BAR!! LOL!!11 (The battles aren't very well-balanced in this game. Other than that, it's actually pretty entertaining to play through despite its linear dungeons.)
Music: 8.5/10.0
DooD I GETIN TEH SUNDTRAK!111 (The music is all ripped, but I'm letting it slide- this game would not be the same at all without all of the ripped music fitting the ripoffs of scenes and even causing nostalgia at certain points. P.S.- After playing the game, go through the BAM list in Custom to read some funny captions for the songs.)
Enjoyment: 9.5/10.0
LOL!! IF U NO LYEK TEHN U SUK!!11 LYEK JOE!!11 (If you're not completely stiff[And some people are] you will most likely enjoy laughing at this game- It's very well-done and extremelt funny. It isn't going to win an award for best RPG ever made, but it certainly is worth a chuckle. )
Overall Grade: A
Final Thoughts
    I WOOD BY TIS GAYM FUR PS#!111 LOL1!!1  


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