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Slime
Objection!!!
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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:04 pm Post subject: mcw...no longer a virgin |
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Dom and I, we thought it was time to make mcw a man. It's sorta hazy, but I remember Dom offering to make mcw a man himself, but, I figured it was best not to let him try anything. (He was rather drunk.)
Dom's mom was more than willing to do it, but mcw didn't want no fucking aids.
So, we went to this little bar. There was these HAWT chicks. Me and Dom, we wanted mcw to go with 'em. but he was being a pussy, so we ot him a few drinks. A couple of drinks later, with a considerably lighter wallet, he got the balls to go up to them...with us backing him up.
So, we're there, telling them how mcw is this freaking brain surgeon. We got the chicks some drinks, and trusted mcw to not to fuck up.....well, after a few minutes, a chick asks him "What the hell does a brain suregon do?"
"Well, I..umm, I peform abortions!", states mcw, as-a-matter of factly. He looks back at me and dom, and gives us a thumbs up sign... The ladies look horrified. He fucked up, I thought. He really fucked up.
Then, as if that wasn't enough, I hear mcw say to one of them, a pregnant one, "You know, I can offer you a nice discount...if you do me a 'favor'"
Well, that's all I can remeber....hmm...it was all so hazy. maybe Dom can remember what happened after that...
Oh, yeah! mcw did lose his virginity! He had to settle for Dom's ma, though.
(Good luck with those warts, mcw!)
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DomGallo
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You remember more of this shit than I do, man. I just kinda have this picture of an elephant, outside of that, nothing.
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Slime
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| Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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Elephant.....?
Hmm..lemme think...
Don't quote me on this but I think we got really drunk or someshit...and one of us was trying to have intercourse with an elephant....
not too sure, though :/
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Sparoku
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| Slime wrote: | Elephant.....?
Hmm..lemme think...
Don't quote me on this but I think we got really drunk or someshit...and one of us was trying to have intercourse with an elephant....
not too sure, though :/ |
Okay, now that is very funny. 
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