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Joined: 02 Aug 2003 Posts: 190 Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject: Why I'm hard to get in contact with these days |
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Other than the stuff listed on my blog at http://andrew-lazzaro.com/blog.html (basically, job boned), I've been in and out of care for some intense burns I got on my feet.
Basically, Sarah switched to eating only organic food. Well, let me tell you, Organic butter+gas stove+Chenzi not sleeping for 48 hours+smoke alarm+morning wakeup alarms all going off at the same time = third degree burns on feet.
Cook cook cook, put the butter in the pan, the smoke alarm goes off, and at the same time, both alarm clocks go off. Me being half awake, getting startled by the sounds, and boiling hot butter flying in the air. I move away, instantly protecting my man melons, but ol' lefty didn't get out of the way. Scorched the hell out of my foot, killed the alarms, finished making sarah breakfast, then washed it off (in that order, rotfl).
So yeah, it's hard to walk, and my bank account is now at $3.00, and I can't afford doctor care.
Luckly, Aloe Vera, Vitamin A tablets, neosporin, and lots of gauze/bandages keep me alive. Oh, and nearly OD'ing on asprin to kill some of the pain helps too (as well as any other thing I can find to null the pain).
So that's what's been up. Foots fried, etc. I'm lucky it's still there, as I burnt my ankle bone. _________________ Allow me to preemptively disclose that I probably hate the person posting below, including myself. |
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