How to make your loved ones think you're retarded

LeRoy_Leo

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How to make your ~~Parents~~ Loved ones think you're retarded!

1)Follow them around the house..everywhere.

2)Moo when they say your name.

3)Pretend to have amnesia.

4)Say everything backwards.

5)Give yourself a swirly.

6)Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!!"

7)Run into walls.

8)Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.

9)Have nervous spasms at anonymous times.

10)Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

11)Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning Sunshine!"

12)Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

13)Run in circles.

14)Recite a whole movie 3 times.

15)Pretend to beat yourself up.

16)Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

17)Slither everywhere.

18)Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

19)Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you are making a fashion statement.

20)Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

21)Super glue your finger up your nose.

22)Talk to a pen.

23)Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

24)Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.

25)Try and climb the wall.

26)Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

27)Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.

28)Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

29)Do what they actually tell you.

30)Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

31)Eat your hair. (I do NOT suggest this. It will make you extremely sick lol!)

32)Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

33)Eat anything obviously not edible.

34)Jump off the roof, trying to fly. (um...wouldn't that be suicide?)

35)Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

36)Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

37)When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

38)Try and snorkle in your fish tank.

39)Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"

40)Chase an imaginary tail.

41)Demand that you want your own area code.

42)At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

43)Pretend to be 346 years old.

44)Hang upside down in your closet.

45)Pretend to be a phone.

46)Try to swim in the floor.

47)Tap on their door all night.

48)Pretend to have multiple personalities.

Some I add:
49) Pick up some grass and shout at the top of your lungs, "I FOUND GRASS!"
50) Tell the person next to you (or nearest person) that it's time to take your medicine, grab the nearest object, put it in your mouth, and swallow it. Make sure it's something small enough to swallow. If it's poisonous, do so at your own discretion.
51) When you riding in the car with a loved one or a friend, tell them where to turn all the time, even if you don't really know. Then, out of no where, throw in, "turn orange!". Also, tell them to turn straight.
52) Another fun car game is to shout out a random word that you read on a sign on the side of the road somewhere. Scream the words out every minute as you see them, and make the driver/passenger guess where you saw it. Don't stop til their ears bleed.
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53) when in public randomly shout out the word "Squiggy"

54) imitate thngs you see in childrens cartoons. like sesami street or something.

55) dig up dead bodies and pretend heir your friend kevin, back from the great war.

56) get a bbgun and aim it at your brother, give him 5 seconds to run, count to 3 and shoot him in the back.

57) play bullfights with your siblings in the ktchen, have a cabinet door open behind the cloth.

chris98 · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:26 am Post subject:

5

At random times, go into nervous breakdowns and yell "STOP STARING AT ME EVIL MARTINS OF BALTHAZAR!!!"

59) Get yourself to believe that there really are evil martians of balthazar.

60) Say the following as a chant for 10 months straight:

Boobies are good
Boobies are Great
Boobies are plump
My mom has eight!!!
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:12 am Post subject:

61) Critisize how stupid other people are.

62) Make fun of yourself.

63) Post in this journal and show it to your friends.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:00 pm Post subject:

My dear PHC. Can you ever be wrong, my friend? Or is it just another measely attempt at ending a thread, which you do not see as fit? I tell you, I am very careful with posting, and I don't post my own threads often, not even my own journals. I would nothave posted if I didn't think this could be an enjoyable distraction from everyday life, entertainment.

1) Those things are vague to anyone who doesn't know who Leroy or LOME are, and their characteristics/actions. Killing yourself is a good start, but not saying exactly how leaves quite a huge "void of vagueness", don't you agree? Maybe you were suggesting that I kill myself, in which case I have this response.

64) Suggesting to random people that they kill themselves.

2) It's fun. Besides, just because they think you are retarded doesn't mean you are. The most intelligent people are the most eccentric, and people need to realize that. Besides that, it's all in good fun.

3) That is true. The thread this originated from got a little out of control, as threads often do. The rules were there to be broken, apparently. Random/ retarded. They really have a lot in common.

4) Exactly the point I was making. Why would I want this? That is the question. If you look carefully, you might see that I pulled a double zinger off on myself too. I made fun of myself AND posted in my own journal. Tell me that isn't thinking outside the box, and I will refer you to a good psychiatrist, my friend.

5) I didn't say Criticism was retarded, good sir. I said, and I quote, "61) Criticize how stupid other people are." that's called unconstructive critisism, and is also vague, because it offers no direction.

6) it could really be any one of a number of things, "actually". It could be Asperger's. It could be the combo of Epilepsy and Turrets, which makes my brain hyperactive. It could be that I have an itch to galvanize the world.

I hope I answered your questions. This is my journal, you don't have to read it, and I don't need any of that charity. Thank you for coming. It's so fun to argue with you. Have a nice day. Happy

So, we're up to 64 now. Do we have a 65? 66? ... 69?
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chris98 · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:22 pm Post subject:

OH GOD!!!!! It's b****fest 2006!!! I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LOVE AGAIN!!!! ISN'T THE POTENTIAL 50 YEAR WAR ON TERRORISM ENOUGH HATRED!!!!

65) Go all emo like I just did. ^__^
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teh defenitishion of retarded Ha ha ha!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=retarded

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:45 pm Post subject:

chris98 · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject:

Well mental retardation is a massive slowdown in mental processes such as learning patterns, hence the lack of social skills or restraint.
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