|
-January 20, 2003 -Sep. 30 - Oct. 5 -Aug. 18 - Aug. 24 -News archive |
|
-Wingedmene -Resistance -Kidworld -Soulfire -Review Archive |
|
-Levels Of Player Control -Forget The Utopia -Encouragement -Reviewer's Guide -Article Archive |
|
-BTE 3: Ends of the Earth -BTE 2: Monterey Penguin -BTE 1: Wandering Hamster -OHRlympics Results -Features archive |
|
-What is it? -Add a game -Edit your game -View the list |
|
-Aug. 23 - Aug. 29 -Aug. 16 - Aug. 22 -Aug. 9 - Aug. 15 -Jul. 26 - Aug. 8 -Jul. 18 - Jul. 25 |
|
-Zantetsuken MB -Help Me MB -Reasonably Septaweekly -Hamster Republic |
|
-Aethereal -James Paige |
 |
Pixilation |  |
|
By: JSH357 Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/otisfolks Download: 66 KB Reviewed by: Psyco2000 |
I...don't quite know what to make of this one... The story is that... well... um... you're a pixel in a computer, and you were born with RAM. The other pixels around you are idiots, which is easy to see. Soon the user will turn off the computer (shame on you!), and all but eight pixils will be destroyed, the ones with RAM. See where I'm going with this? Of course, four are good, and four are evil. Why? I don't know. They just are.
The surprising part of this game is that there's an actual game to it! I expected it to be some lame attempt to make a game in the "Bad Game" genre(R.I.P.) But apperently JSH357 put some actual thought into this. It's corny as all getout, but it does put some of the other games to shame.
Okay, I can't think of anything for a third paragraph, straight into the ratings.
| Graphics: They're pixels for God's sake! I can't give him points for a bunch of dots! And some are black! I can't see black pixels on black backgrounds! It seems as though graphics were an afterthought for this game. | |
| Music: Not bad. All the music came from the OHR. Well, all but a few. One sounded like a screwed up 001. And I had that damndable "Last Resort" song stuck in my head the rest of the day. | |
| Storyline: Corny as Hell, but effective. | |
| Gameplay: This is the crutch this game leans on. It's good for a hack-and-slash-without-any-logical-thought game. | |
| Overall (Not an average score): This one's worth a shot. Shot in the dark, yes, but a shot none the less. If you like the usual no-brain-required type game, go for it! If you're the kind of guy who has to think constantly, go play Sheep Rancher some more. |
Operation: OHR is owned and maintained by Kevin W. (Aethereal)