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By: A Stoki Homepage: None Download: 79 KB Reviewed by: Chaos Nyte |
...another shitty newbie game. What's really scary about this one is that it's dated from 1999. Which means the creator took two years to make a demo so bad I had to have a lie down half way through. On to the scores!
Storyline- You are AS. That's right. AS. Anyway, AS is some sort of dimension hopper guy, he goes around dimensions, wanders around till he finds a portal, and then goes to the next one. On to the story. ... Shit. I just told you the story. Anyway, the dialogue is awful, the characters are bland and 2-D and can't think of a worse way to spend your time.
Graphics- Everything about this game's graphics make me want to cry. The walkabouts are horrible, apparently Stoki hasn't found the skin tone colors, so he uses yellow. The side walkabouts are only two pixels big, and watching them walk in painful. Enemies are, if this is even possible, even worse. Really, this game is so ugly it borders on bodily pain. Maptiles could fit on one set, and there ugly too. Gah, must...control urge to jam pencil through skull!
Gameplay- Wander three steps, fight a badger/skunk baddy, repeat till you go to a new dimension. Repeat again. No items, ugly enemies, and a total of five people in the game that talk to you. And three of them you have to fight. Towns have plenty of houses, none of which you can enter.
Music- Mostly ripped from the editor, placed poorly. There was one decent, light hearted song, but it was used far to often.
Scores:
| Graphics: ...remember that kid who used to draw on himself in school? Looks like he learned how to use a computer. | |
| Music: You have to put effort into your games before you send them, bitch. | |
| Storyline: The bastard child of Stickboy and CC, only without the charm. | |
| Gameplay: It's just not fun. If I could give negative scores, I would. | |
| Overall (Not an average score): Stoki, you suck. Go away, your not a game designer, and from what I can tell your probably not a human being. Maybe some sort of rat-monkey. |
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