Castle Paradox

jabbercat · Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2003 11:15 pm Post subject:

The mighty word tape dragon to wrap his tape around the world and start his rulership.
"today , the world .tomorrow , The GALAXYZ"
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Sephyroth · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:44 am Post subject:

"And the next day the universe?"

"SYLNS!!!"
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:32 am Post subject:

The mailbox-demon would not allow this... So he simply made a bunch of demon-dragon mix type thingies wipe out the word-tape dragon, saying...
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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:02 am Post subject:

"I will rid the world of the Chocolate Ice Cream flavored Word Filter Tape that killed Sir Minnek 3 times!!"

But, little did he know that his next door neighbor worked for Dunkin Donuts and reported him to the M.I.B.s, who quicky zapped him into goo.
After that, a nuke took out the neighborhood for no apparent reason, and the rider said, "I'll be back in 5 minutes!"

But, back to the hamsterric gorefest! ...
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jabbercat · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:55 am Post subject:

"aghhh! monsters!gaack!"said jabbercat as he got grabbed by a monster and pulled into the ground!...
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Sephyroth · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 1:22 pm Post subject:

And then jabbercat suddenly flies out of the ground as he realized that wasn't grabbed by a monster and was actually on Six Flag's Raging Bull (tm)
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Minnek · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:07 pm Post subject:

During this rather long realization period of jabber's, Jon pulled out a rabid man-eating cheese, which proceeded to chew up JD. "JON! NO! STOP!" JD screamed as he was slowly devoured by the cheese. "No can do, JD, for you see, this is what I have been waiting for my entire life! Muahahaha!" As Jon spoke these words, Tipwhip squealed in delight and leaped upon the cheese. "NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! MY CHEESE!" Jon wailed. That's when...
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SDHawk> AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH
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Heat · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:57 pm Post subject:

That's when...

he reached the kernel directory. He quickly patched the kernel without a moment to lose. While he was recompiling his kernel he used screen to switch to a different console to play a MUD game.

*five hours later*

He quickly replaced the new kernel image into the boot dir...and...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:02 am Post subject:

Realized he had no idea WTF he was doing! "AAUGH!" Then he saw that he was still fighting the cheese, I think, so he melted it with FIRE RAIN!!!
Everything was set ablaze, and; realizing that he had made a big mistake; Tipwhip screamed...
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---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Minnek · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:21 am Post subject:

"RUN FOR HAMILTON SHPAMILTON!" Everyone jumped up and ran around in wide circles, causing even more chaos in the extremely-slowly-progressing-storyline. That's when Minnek pulled out his time freeze machine. He pressed the button and everything froze except him and Tipwhip, who both had guzzled anti-freeze just before-hand. Minnek's had been a potion, where as Tipwhip's had been the real thing. While Minnek sorted out what to do next, Tipwhip ran around tipping everyone over, screeching about how he was getting his much-needed revenge. Upon touching Jon's statue, Jon sprang back into motion and spoke...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:07 pm Post subject:

Jon said: QUIT TOUCHING ME! I hate saying things, because this keyboard cannot type the quotations!

TipWhip was not listening, for he continued poking Jon, and insisted that he knew something Jon did not know. Something Useful perhaps? Only one way to find out. That is when Jon decided to...

(please look for the flannel now)
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---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Mortem Monkey · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:50 am Post subject: continued

become a dinosaur. he turned into a T-rex and thn went door to door selling life insurance all the while saying "Stop poking me!" He finaly framed Tipwhip for murder and Tipwhip sentenced to die by lethel poking! But he said...
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Uncommon · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:42 am Post subject:

"You're a loser..." and left. Jon didn't much like this and decided to became a rat and scurry off in any random direction, completely forgetting what was going on, until suddenly...

Sephyroth · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:03 am Post subject:

..he realized that NOTHING sensible was going on! Which drove him to...
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jabbercat · Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:15 am Post subject:

jump of the cliff like a lemming,but...
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