Castle Paradox

Poodles · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:25 pm Post subject: Mah cool cool storey

yoyo iz back, foos. here b mah storey.

1 time i was jus smoken sum rolz wit mah homeys out on da porch yo. den see, dis madwack mofo comes up and sez he gunna bust our asses cuz we be' smokin rolz. so me and mah homeyz see, we talk back wid dat popo and he sez he gunna beat ow azzes wi' his der nite-stik.

we wip out sum gatz and start teh shootowt and lay some caps down hiz ass den he sez

"yo bitches i jus wanned sum o dat der muffins"

oh

so we give dat der popo some o' the muffinz dat mah gramps cooked las' nite and heze all happy 'n shizzle. neway he sez 2 us:

yo biches, no newhere i can scow sum hoz?

we take him dow'town. old mr. petes coms up 2 us and sez

"Hello there, Timothy. Are you delivering things for your mother again?"

i flip dat bitch of and say

no foo

den we be leabin' and go to applience land. den mah bruidda sez 2 me:

yo pappa tim, dey no have hoz here.

so we go 2 lowes.

dey had hoz there.

our popo friend takez teh hoz and starts his gard'n up- we go back 2 our chillin. its an adventure evry day, yo.

lol so wtf did u thynk? j/k (just wut did u think lol)
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Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

What the bloody hell are you saying? When writing a story, try to use regular english, not online chat crap omega. You put shame to hip-hop slang. Also, this is like a 30 second story, so I will just go with it being crap. Hey, don't get mad at me, there will be several other CP members dissin' your story, so get ready, because this shiz is about to get heavy.

You put so much shame to every hip-hop artist. You are a terrible wigger, because I am just going to assume that your white by your poor writing skills.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

That story ruled. :flamedevil: :flamedevil:
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Iblis · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject:

Heh, it was good for a laugh or two. Had it been much longer it would have become annoying, but as a short little parody it's good.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:39 pm Post subject:

Ok, y'all. Let's not start another dog-pile on Eggie, now...

The story was entertaining and strangely realistic. I am used to fatasy myself, but a break back to funny old reality is nice too... Sounds like some adventure, and all for some muffins and hoz at Lowes!

:flamedevil: Foo!
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Flamer · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:48 pm Post subject:

right.... anything that's not in distorted engrish??
making out what it's saying is just as annoying as trying to understand a "txt"

Me · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject:

I have hoz. I have many hoz. I keep them hanging in a shed in my backyard. Hanging by their necks. Occasionally I take them out and have my way with their stiff bodies.
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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:13 am Post subject:

Oh dear God. I was hoping we'd seen the last of Poodles.
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MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:53 pm Post subject:

Yet again is Poodles symbolizing something sad about the community of CP. Specifically, the people of this board.
I think that the idea is that the people only post on useless threads, never important ones.
Oh, and Eggie, I don't think you caught the sarcasm.
And no one else got the symbolism. I think that's the only reason that Poodles is even allowed here.
Why doesn't anyone else pay attention? Wake up and smell the java, you're nothing but clowns.

Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

Actually on second thought, the story is very entertaining. It's so different from the way we talk on CP because it's like we are on a fast talking chat forum. I have it built up in my head that I have to make my mIRC messages perfect (or at least try.) But I guess everyone on CP is caught up on proper grammar. Well, that's not really a bad thing, but it's kind of interesting to see his classic chat room talk on forums.

Liquidmentality · Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:25 am Post subject:

yall sum tite az bichiz!!1
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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject:

I still don't know or even care in the slightest what symbolism there might be in this story. It's just stupid.
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JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

It's actually satire.

The people in this forum only discuss worthless fiction that is posted- look at how many replies this thread has already!

Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

I said what Setu said before, because that's what I thought. Some people on these forums have problems...

Oh well... I agree with Setu to the fullest. It is very stupid to put such a stupid story. I guess it needs the bad spelling to go with the story.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

If anyone thought my post was anything besides sarcasm, they should be dragged into a dark allyway and shot.
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