Castle Paradox

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:02 am Post subject:

Devoured Duckula's head, ovtaining what little knowledge he had about the shards (As well as some other things that Jabbercat would rather not have known...) He then vanished. He was already heading streight to the geocities where he would use his magic to create an army of sketches that were soon to be scanned! This was indeed a dark day for...

PS: Yay! page 13! UNLUCKY!
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

junahu · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:06 am Post subject:

...people who didn't like dark days and prefered humid ones. Jabbercat found all the shards, including those guarded by traps and became very very very very very very very very very very very very powerful. Only one unheard of force could intervene now...

...Seeing his universe slipping away, the great pringle deity Mr Pringle sommoned his power to that one spot, bent the laws of time and space and generally did magic stuff to bring Jabbercat of the past to confront the evil Jabbercat of the present...
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Hunter Green · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject:

I STILL HATE THIS THREAD
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junahu · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:10 am Post subject:

'And I hate your avator, its caption, your signature, your use of caps lock and your slander against this small, friendly, communal collaboration. You may have not wanted to insult anyone. Heck, you could have just been joking. But there is no need to interrupt this thread with something like that. What would saying you hate this thread achieve anyway? Only moderators and jabbercat can actually delete this thread and none of them regulary participate. If you have any further complaints on this thread, just pm them to me or the forum moderator and save this thread potential hassle.

thank you.'

said someone not related to the story. The evil Jabbercat swifty destroyed him by...
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Hunter Green · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:22 am Post subject:

WELL EXCUSE ME FOR CARING ABOUT THE STATE OF THE COMMUNITY

PS: I hate your avatar title and signature too, possibly more than you hate mine.

PPS: You accuse me of slander based on my saying "I STILL THIS THREAD"? Do you even know what that word means, or are you just tossing it out in the hopes it adds weight to something?
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:48 pm Post subject:

Hunter Green · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:53 pm Post subject:

Is there anything you lonely kids won't RP murder me over these days?
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

... The mangled head said and this made even Jabbercat drop it and run in terror like a little girl.

TipWhip just finished setting up the makeshift wood and bubble gum outpost on top of Mount Shaky, a mountain 100 miles east of mount Knife. From the top point on the highest tower he could see a bright light as though it came from the sun shining against the horizon.

This was not sun light. What everyone had feared most had happened. Jabbercat has just finished slaying the last of his victims; the cowering voo Doo master; and now had reassembled the shards. In doing so he suddenly gasped for breath, but quickly found that his life was over. His corpse returned to an inanimate state. The Dark spirit rose out of the Earth and seemed to swallow the New relic created by the shards. He was once again the living embodiment of the GODDEN SPAM!

The fiend cackled horrendously and then picked up Hunter's head, and placed it onto it's incomplete form. Hunter's head gaped in disbelief that his fears had come to pass as well. He was in "this" story? He moaned in the misery of it all.

The renewed and more powerful GODDEN SPAM lurked it's way slowly towards the Wood and bubble gum out post. It took...
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

PIcaRDMPC · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 186

...PIcaRDMPC from his home in Colorado. PIcaRDMPC blasted the GODDEN SPAM with a green lightning bolt, then said...

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

"May God have mercy on CP, and this thread that is all the evils from Duhh combined."

Then he promptly ate a piece of cheese on a slice of glass. It hurt his mouth.
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But enough talk, have at you!

junahu · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:52 am Post subject:

(Junahu swifty apologised for his outburst and sincerly hoped hunter would not take out a hit on him but it was too late. The tiny foot gnomes were overpowering)

In response to this madness, Mr pringle, the pringle deity that looks over this universe, turned back time to just after the golden spam was reserrected and killed jabbercat. This desperate action on mr pringle's part was justified only by his supreme power over all things.

Anyway, Titurp, witnessed the grusome spectacle with a sobering look on his face. Yet again he would have to battle the golden spam, threat to all life! Rage grew inside of him and acting quickly he rushed to Tipwhip and Rufus' aid and....
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:39 am Post subject:

Summoned a gale and mixed that with NATURE'S WRATH attack! This only served to buy time from the lurching Godden Spam. It crawl ever closer. The dank and nausiating smell made our Heros plug their noses. This didn't serve to block out the raunchy smell of the Rotten Spam.

The Spam monster flew back with the gale and it's flesh (Flesh on spam? YUCK!) was torn by the Nature wrath's fury. It was then that Rufus realized that the Spams soft inner core was vulnerable. He did what any hero would do when a Giant monster was hurtling towards him; defying the strong gales; he...
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

PIcaRDMPC · Joined: 28 Mar 2003 Posts: 186

...ate the squishy core of the GODDEN SPAM, and then said, "That was the best SPAM I've ever tasted!"
As the winds died down, PIcaRDMPC jumped back into the fray and declared, "All lightning shall henceforth be green!" Then he...

junahu · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 3:08 am Post subject:

made green lightning appear by attaching a big green LED to the storm clouds. This unnatural bolt of negative charge pierced the spam's squishy exterior and caused it to thusly explode.

To celebrate this monumentous occasion Mr pringle introduced a new flavour of pringles to the world...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:58 am Post subject:

Hero Surprise. heh.

He invited the victorious heros to dine in the land of the gods. They were the first to try the new flavor. However, the victory was short lived because the "hero surprise flavor" was POISON! Sadly, our beloved heros times have come... Their purposes in life were served and their bodies and the story were laid to rest in OHR national cemetary. among those invited to the funeral were...
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "