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Rolling Stone · **Bastard Gunslinger** Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 494

http://www.castleparadox.com/gilbert/BadGames.zip

If I missed anyone, post it below and I'll fix it after the contest. Also, you can enter late if you like, but you haven't much time. Voting ends friday night.

Yes I know, that's only a couple days, but the games are short, and most voters have already played many of them. But even if you have played all the ones posted, there are games in this file that were emailed to me and nobody else has played yet.

One vote per person. Don't vote for favorite, or funnest. Vote for the worst game, the one that you had the least amount of fun playing, the one that hurt your very soul. Vote for the game that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Not the funny one, not the one with your favorite bromides, but the one that was disgusting and horrible.

The game with the most votes will get the prize, the prize will be a piece of art by yours truly which relates to their game... Yes that's usually called fan art, but not this time. This time it'll be a deranged hate letter.

Just tell me how they hurt you.
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TMC · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:07 am Post subject:

Excellent! Hateful game related art you say? I don't see that as highly possible because most of the games did not contain many original graphocs which the player could actually reconise as an object/person etc.

Can contestants vote for their own games?
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Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

Bah, Gilbert! I spit on you and your rules, designed for fairness and other profitable things! Vote for Hentai Quest in this contest everyone, and if my game wins, I'll add a second floor, and it'll be so hardcore, your mothers will have to launch a class action lawsuit against me for blinding their babies with such smut!

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:18 am Post subject:

I'm just going to quickly say this, CN. That's horrible! Great work!
I vote for the underdog now. Chalk an extra point up for the loser when the voting is over. Razz

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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Sword of Jade 2.

Post gorgous screenshots, have everyone anticipate it, and then never release it ever.
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jabbercat · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:36 am Post subject:

Cn's game, I didn't play it but hot damn I hate it!
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Please don't add a second floor I have very good sources that the first was bad enough. Thank my friend for the info, Minnek you know to whom to which I refer.

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

My vote is for Final Fantasy XXX, and if you don't understand why, you obviously haven't played.
I have NO idea how SDHawk made that game, but it made me cry...

Damn you to hell.

Here's my rankings, from worst to best:

1. Final Fantasy XXX
2. Me's game
3. World of dumb
4. Silent Angel's game
5. TMC's game
6. Pain and Suffering
7. Fung's one battle thing
8. Fenrir's game
9. Junahu's game
10. Bad Ass Mother
11. Super Battle Engine '04
12. Put on Shoes RPG
13. Hentai Quest
14. OMGWTF TIZ ROXORZ TO MUCH!1

... I shouldn't have added those stupid jokes to my entry.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject:

I'm gonna vote Silent's game as worst, with Hawk's coming in a close second. The rest of the game were either too funny, or too good (Chupacabra's included, I got endless amusement out of seeing myself on the job.)

Squall · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:32 pm Post subject:

Wow...I made Put On Shoes RPG too good? ...I really need to play these other games.

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

Put on Shoes made me giggle. I actually retried it thinking there was more to it...

The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Eggie · Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 904

Here's my list:

1) SDHawk
2) Shadowiii
3) Fenrir

Minnek · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject:

Shadow's game was the epitome of horrendous plotscripting.

I vote for Gizmog's game though, 'cause nothing's more horrible than a game where your cameo gets Harry the Assclown'd

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Ysoft_Entertainment · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:42 pm Post subject:

I vote for final fantasy xxx, it made my eyes hurt a bit
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TMC · Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject:

Yes SDHawks game is beatable. Pffft, of all the games in this contest that tried to prevent me from beating them, it was the only one which I did play through to beat. What soft pain it was.

I feel honoured that JSH rated me in the top 5- though normally in a contest that would be worst place. (And it still is)

Pff, I think we can agree my game had awesomer plotscripting than SIII's

Well, now that I have gotten here, I realised I didn't know which game to vote for. So I got a piece of paper and wrote down the names of all the games I found fun or did not particularly hurt me and ignored them.... 5 left. After crossing off Junahu's, I ask you give each of the following games 0.15 points, except for mine and sephy's games, which receive 0.2 points each:

1= ) Silent Angel's
1= ) Me's
1= ) The Mad Cacti's
1= ) RMSephy's
1= ) SDHawk's
1= ) SPEACIAL KITTY's

I seem to have aimed for a particular genre of games..

EDIT: Oh heck, I'll throw my own game in. I'm so greedy : P

EDIT2: I went back and finished Sephyroth's game, and realised that the only reason I found it so enjoyable was because I ran and used F11 at every corner. So I'll stick it on the list too. I'll skewer the results to show how pleased I am at getting the worst trophy ever.
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