Castle Paradox

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:37 pm Post subject:

(aside: This is fun, but won't someone else participate in the story? I know it's total BUH, but it is entertaining enough.not to mention most of you guys pretty much said you had nothing better to do yourselves.)

TipWhip Decided to look for the other heros. Seeing as he wasn't wanted around there...

TipSmash finally regained a party position because of TipWhips absence.
TipTie insisted that she be called her informal name (TieTup) by her friends.
And TipCo decided he was too smart to hang around the others, so he retreated to Mountain Avaloh to await the time when further assistance was needed. In TipCo's absence, TipTop and TipTurp joined teh party.

Meanwhile, Jabbercat and the strange bear warrior sped off to the place of Jabbercat's origin to recover another piece of the Golden Tin which Jabbercat desired. The bear was only there for the food.

Jabbercat haulted abruptly causing Bear to crash into him and flatten him.

Bear: "Why don't I lead the party. Then you don't have to worry about this happening again."

Jabbercat: "And be downwind of you? NEVER! And I don't usually stop moving unless it's something REALLY important! Look! A random encounter!"

Bear's eyes almost popped out of his head. Emerging from the bushes was jabbercat's old army of evil, The Underskirt Nannies!

Jabbercat tried to calm Bear, but was only trampled again.

Then jabbercat turned to the horrible The Underskirt Nannies.
Their Stringy arms weilding weapons of undeterminable pointyness.

The Underskirt Nannies: "You abandoned us, Jabbercat! *GARL* Now we will... Tear you... Piece... By... Piece..." What?!?!

They persued him and bear!

Jabbercat: "What have I unleashed on this world! ...Oh... Right..."

That was when...
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junahu · Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:36 am Post subject:

Hilarity ensued!

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With the underskirt nannies sufficiently subdued playing ET for the atari. Jabbercat continued toward the next tin shard. Bear meanwhile remembered that he had his own inexplicable quest and scarpered off towards the next coloured sage.

Suddenly, the universe started anew! The great pringle deity saw fit that all things would return to their one point of origin. All the previous events were wiped clean, leaving a new canvas which with Mr pringle would paint the next universe.

Upon the new canvas of life Mr Pringle painted...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:41 am Post subject:

Several disturbing murals of Pringles attacking Stick people. The stick men were born and died just as fast. Some were being stabbed, some were being hanged, and most were ironically being eaten be the mighty pringle men.

The pringle men wiped the mustaches and set off to conquer other worlds.

The Tin shards and the evil spam were forgotten. The TipType Knights were no more. However, Mr. Pringle painted some figures on a distant planet that he dubbed der HEROES?!!1 Of lIght?!1

The "Light heros" pursued the Pringle men. Weilding the light spear, they were able to travel unfathomable distances throughout the cosmos. Through the chaos of space they hurtled towards a wave of destruction that they thought was coming from the incideous Pringle men... However...
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

junahu · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:31 am Post subject:

The pringle men had prepared a surprise birthday party for the light heroes. They ate cake and played party games and opened presents and had mucho fun. They went home with big beaming smiles and bags full of yummy treats.

Having consumed the treats, the heroes remembered that they were supposed to destroy the pringle men. They hurtled back towards the pringle men at a speed later clocked to be very very very very very very fast, unaware that the treats they had eaten were laced with exploding nanomachines...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:37 pm Post subject:

The nanomachines exploded!

The Explosion was so massive that the whole "new" Universe was destroyed!

The Pringle diety decided it would be best if that never happened, so he rewound time back to where our heros were before he erased them.

The TipTypes were looking for Jabbercat. Jabbercat was running from the TipTypes now. He didn't want to share the ritches that he could possibly find somewhere along his journey. (In a chest or something)

He ran faster and faster. He bumped into...
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---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

junahu · Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 4:36 am Post subject:

A chest with riches within! He opened the chest (despite the fact it was clearly locked) and saw the treasure, bathed in a golden light. This was ironic since the 'treasure' was later discovered to be nothing more than a wooden boomerang. Nevertheless, Jabbercat proceeded to hold said item above his head for an indeterminable stretch of time. With such an item in his possesion, Jabbercat could eradicate many ambiguous obstacles that lay between him and more tin shards. For example, he could use the boomerang to turn cancerous, wobbling flesh into blue, cancerous, wobbling flesh which as we all know is safe to walk on.

The tipTypes meanwhile...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:23 pm Post subject:

Bitch slapped King JabaJaba until he coughed up Jabbercat.

Jabbercat, still in a daze and wondering how he got there in the first place, quickly made a get away.

jabbercat: "HAH! Stay away! Stupid Turtle idiots! MY TREASURE! MINE!"

TipWhip: "Wait! I only want to touch it!"

TipSmash: "Yea!.... *gasps for breath* Wait up!..."

TipTie: "I need to see if it is safe to use! Don't use it until I see!"

So Jabbercat ran and ran and ran some more. He came to a fork in the road and took the...
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---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

junahu · Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:44 am Post subject:

...aformentioned fork with him. He would need this at a later stage when the road becomes blocked with beans and mashed potatoes...
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AkariNight · Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:07 am Post subject: ...

...but due to an unfortuanate change in weather (come on people we are on planet Zoot (for christ sakes) which was hereditory of planet Zoot the person holdin the fork (jabbercat) got zapped by lightning sevral times and had to go the hospital blah blah blah... but thats another story, they came to a blocked road, Tip-smash had psycicly preditermined this.

Tipwhip evolved randomly back into his astrological form, (a tree) and imeadeatly absorbed the mashed potatoes through his roots.

The others ran through the passage way and slayed the might zuckaiko half dragon-antelope, jabbercat imeadiately reached to the sky and screamed painfully "I'm not the dragon-antelope"...

So the others (including zuckaiko) had to find a way to cure jabbercat from the effects of the girly wang-sword of slayness which inevitabley paralysed him...

Tip-co "We're going to need to find the great hybrid elf monk now!?"

Junahu "Ahh i'm back from the dead, even though i may not have died"...
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:16 pm Post subject:

TipWhip's transformation ended and he lay in a stupid pile on the ground for several days.

The others decided that he was dead, so they left him to rot... They had to go to the forbidden monestary of mutual scareyness to get one of the Elf Monks to help them. There was no time to drag along two dead bodies.
No, no, no...

Noone knew where TipCo came from, and TieTup jabbed TipSmash in the side for taking the credit for her prediction. Then they were off on another journey. They had to help jabbercat, for only he knew where the shards were. The TipTypes were given the command from their high leader TipTup (yea... TipTup) to destroy the shards once and for all.

TipTop was all, "Cool! Fun! Awsome!" TieTup was all like, "Shut up, Top, or I will summon evil spirits to take you into hell!"

Then TipTop shut up... What the idiots didn't realize was...
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

junahu · Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 3:12 am Post subject:

...that the plot made no sense. Random posts and numerous contradicting members had destroyed what little identity that the story had. It had become little more than a series of individually banal episodes of stupidity :flamedevil:

Jabbercat awoke from this incoherent rant to find...
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Amy · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Posts: 10

a ninja. dressed in total pitch black, carrying...two axes?
'well,that certainly is odd' thought jabbercat. or what he would have thought if the ninja didn't just split his skull in two with one of the axes. The ninja instinctively saught out the rest of the party...

junahu · Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:29 am Post subject:

... to give them complimentary hot dog sausages...
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Bardic Gnome · **Short and musical!** Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 14

...Fortified with laxatives...

jabbercat · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject:

...Which were sent on to a very hungry TipWhip with glee from a plotting Jabbercat. The Golden Tin would serve very useful in the incantation he would use to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. He pressed on, not knowing what he was doing, or where he was going...