Castle Paradox

Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Now that the deadline for turning in entries has come and gone, it's time to vote for the winners of the TGCv1.WTF. We've had an excellent turnout this time around, and quite a few pleasant (and unpleasant) surprizes.

The entries are:

ChocoSOLDIER
Entry

Dan the Man Entertainment
Dog gets hit by car

Fenrir-Lunaris
Barely Legal Bitches

Gizmog
Habla No Ingles 2

Iblis
Mr. Happy's Funtime Adventure

JSH357
OHR House
OMG TIZ ROXORS TREE!!
The Shoes Put on YOU

Junahu
Burgertory
Mr. arrow's maze magic

Linkmax
386DX
Siezure Land!

Machu
Super Hyper Your Mom 4 Turbo Version DX: Complete Champion Edition

PHC
Gato Sucio
Scottie Goes To Hell

Phil Arts
P The Supervirus

Shadowiii
OHRdate v1.5

Silent Angel
Harry Potter and the Fortress Disorder

Sparrowhawk
Timmy's Maze

Now here's how the judging will go. Note that this has undergone a few changes since its original conception, though I like it better and think it's more inclusive. You'll vote in 8 Categories, 3 votes per category:

*Best Graphics - Simply put, you vote for which games had the best graphics.
*Worst Graphics - The opposite of the above. Vote for the games that makes your eyes bleed.
*Best Music - The games which had the best music, or used it the most effectively.
*Worst Music - The games which just had music to have it, terrible sounding, etc.
*Most Enjoyable - Obvious
*Least Enjoyable - Obvious
*Offensiveness - This is what we're here for. Pick the three games which offended, insulted, or made you WANT to stop playing the most.
*Best Extras - This section is dedicated to voting for which games had the best 'extra' material. Subquests, hidden unloackables, etc, are all fair game. Remember, this isn't who had the most: It's who had the best.

Once you've put three votes in each category, you get to add ONE vote to any game in any category of your choice. You may show this by hightlighting that one vote in red like so:

Graphics:
1OHR Date
2Gato Sucio
3OMG Tiz Roxors Tree

In all, your entire list should have 24 total votes with one counting for double. I have specifically set up the voting blocks so that it is geared to produce two clear winners, and is set up to reflect the two 'theories' of terrible games that have surfaced during this contest: Terrible=Arfenhouse, or Terrible=Magnus.

The two winners of the competition, decided by first and second largest sums of votes, will be able to select from the following prizes:

*A peice of artwork by yours truly of whatever you like delivered by mail.
*An item of no more than $25 from the Castle Paradox Store.
*$25 Cash sent by mail to your home.

Voting will run until the 15th of August, to allow for everyone to play the games and send in their votes. Good luck to all the entrants, and godspeed.

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Question: Can you vote for yourself?

^_^;;

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Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Natch

TMC · Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 11:55 pm Post subject:

holy crap! Voting has started! Good thing nobody has voted yet:

I will release my game in maybe 30 minutes. Sorry for the delay: I've had sofa problems.
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junahu · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:26 am Post subject:

Best graphics;

barely legal bitches
OHRDATE 1.5
Harry potter and the fortress disorder

Worst graphics;

P the supervirus
Dog gets hit by car
386DX

best music;

OHRDATE1.5
OHRHouse
Burgertory

worst music;

Dog gets hit by car
Timmys maze
Entry

Most enjoyable;

OHRHouse
OHRDATE1.5
Burgertory

Least enjoyable

Barely legal bitches
Timmy's maze
P the supervirus

Offensiveness;

OMG TIZ ROXORS TREE!!
OHRHouse
Burgertory

Best Extras;

OHRDATE1.5
Harry Potter and the fortress disorder
Burgertory

Most of these entries didn't adhere to the rules at all. Which member was P the supervirus supposed to insult? Or ENTRY for that matter. Or dog gets hit by car or siezure land or 386 DX or timmy's maze or....
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TMC · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:35 am Post subject:

SCREW YOU JUNAHU. I DON'T LIKE YOU :<

It seems that uploading capabilities for CP are down. THIS NOT MY FAULT. But it sure wasted a huge amount of time.

My game, yeeLOL, may be obtained at:
http://castleparadox.com/forum/gamelist-display.php?game=471

MUCH thanks to heat.

EDIT: Due to me being lazy, I discovered that I accidently packaged an earlier, even more buggy version (chat.rpg, about line "*The Mad Cacti") with the real version (yeeLOL.rpg, about line "By The Mad Cacti 2004"). Feel free to judge on whichever version you think is best/worst.

And if you want to read the full credits, read the scripts.

EDIT: changed link
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Iblis · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:11 am Post subject:

NOTE: OHR House is pretty much the best thing on the game list. So, I'm not voting for it. I don't think it belongs in this contest.

Best Graphics

1 - Barely Legal Bitches
2 - Harry Potter and etc...
3 - OHRDate 1.5

Worst Graphics

1 - Seizure Land
2 - P the Supervirus
3 - Timmy's Maze

Best Music

1 - OMG TIZ ROXORS 3
2 - Barely Legal Bitches
3 - OHRDate 1.5

Worst Music

1 - Timmy's Maze
2 - Entry
3 - Habla No Ingles 2

Most Enjoyable

1 - OMG TIZ ROXORS 3
2 - Scottie Goes to Hell
3 - Barely Legal Bitches

Least Enjoyable

1 - 386DX
2 - Timmy's Maze
3 - Entry

Offensiveness

No, sorry, none of them offended me.

Best Extras

There were extras?
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junahu · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:46 am Post subject:

OHRDATE 1.5 had the music test thing and the random npc text boxes

DO THE MARIO!

(But no monkey references. Come on! That was a great 80s show!)
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Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

I should probably have been more specific... Junahu, which one category do you want OHR Date 1.5 to get the extra point in?

Heat · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:23 am Post subject:

The Mad Cacti :

Your game is uploaded:

http://castleparadox.com/forum/gamelist-display.php?game=471

No screenshot though, but :

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JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

I have no idea what "natch" means, so I'll make two top 3 lists, counting
my games and not respectively.

And I didn't play all of the games.

*Best Graphics

Barely Legal Bitches
OHR Date v1.5
Hablo no Ingles 2

*Worst Graphics

The Shoes put on you
OMG TIZ ROXORZ 3
Super Hyper Your Mom...
or
Super Hyper Your Mom...
Gato Sucio
Scottie Goes to Hell

*Best Music

OHR House
OMG TIZ ROXORZ TREE!!
OHR Date v1.5
or
OHR Date v1.5
Gato Sucio
Barely Legal Bitches

*Worst Music
Don't Care

*Most Enjoyable

OHR House
OMG TIZ ROXORZ TREE!!
OHR Date v1.5
or
OHR Date v1.5
Hablo No Ingles 2
Gato Sucio

*Least Enjoyable

Dog gets hit by a car
Burgertory
Super Hyper Your Mom...

*Offensiveness

Scottie Goes to Hell

*Best Extras

Eh?

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

Natch := Yes, of course, naturally.
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Machu · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:22 pm Post subject:

Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

*Best Graphics -
1. B.L.B. (PURDY)
2. OHR-Date 1.5 (SAME AS OHRDATE)
3. Harry Potter (GIANT FURNATURE)

*Worst Graphics -
1.The Shoes Put on YOU (I still think this is really funny. Its also the HARDEST OHR GAME EVER OMFG)
2. Dog got hit by car (what is wrong with you?)
3. Siezure Land! (you too)
~~4. OHR-Date 1.5's cutscenes O SNAP~~

*Best Music -
1. OHR-Date 1.5 (can't beat Ninja Turtles, Gadget, and Power Rangers)
2. Burgatory (the tunes were catchy, heh)
3. OHR-House (well placed, I thought)

*Worst Music -
(lots of games had no music, which is in my opinion usually worse then having crappy music. But it does say "worst music" so...)
1. OMG TIZ ROXORS TREE!! (popular music? and no TMBG? u suk )
2. Gato Sucio (THE WALTHRUS MUSIC IS BACK FOR YOUR SOUL.)
3. Harry Potter (MORE THEN ONE SONG. PLEASE.)

*Most Enjoyable -
1. OHR-Date 1.5
2. OHR-House
3. Gato Sucio

*Least Enjoyable -
(I really could put 99% of all those crap games...but you people make it SO HARD. Besides, with the crap games you expected crap, while with some of these better ones you'd expect better and some wheren't very good)
1. Harry Potter and Fortress Disorder (boring. as. hell.)
2. Siezure Land!
3. B.L.B. (too simple, no stratigy)

*Offensiveness -
1. B.L.B. (I actually almost quit playing this one. Nice work Raspberry!

)
2. OHR-Date 1.5 (I almost quit making this one. Nice...uh...work?)
3. Habla No Ingles 2 (Not offensive enough, but at least it sort of tried. I think. Either that or it was just supossed to be a giz sex-a-thon)
~~X.OHR-House is not offensive at all. Sheesh people.~~

*Best Extras -
1. OHR-Date 1.5 (boombox, multiple quotes, load beating OHR-Date files, different endings for different girls, etc.)
2. B.L.B. (music selection, multiple endings, etc.)
3. N/A
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Jjkaybomb · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:39 am Post subject:

To note, I didn't include OHR House or that Mr. Happy smily or something because my computer wouldn't run then for some reason...

Best Graphics
Harry Potter and the Fortress Disorder
Super Your Mom
Barely Legal Bitches

Worst Graphics
Shoes Put On You
Dog Got Hit By Car
386-DX

Best Music
Burgertory
Super Your Mom
Harry Potter and the Fortress Disorder

Worst Music
P the Super Virus
Gato Sucio
Timmy's Maze

Most Enjoyable
Burgertory
Roxors Tree
Gato Sucio

Least Enjoyable
Dog That Got Hit By Car
Entry
P the Super Virus

Offensiveness
Barely Legal Bitches
1.5
Entry

Extras
there were extras? Not that I'm ever going to play those awful games again Ha ha ha!

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