Castle Paradox

Chaos Nyte · Reviewer Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 511 Location: Hirakata

I am making a game. I have no story ready, no graphics drawn, music composed, or plotscripts scripted. However, I am extremely bossy. This is my only needed qualification. So now I am looking for talented:

Writer(s)
Artist(s)
Musician(s)
Plotscripter(s)

In exchange for working hard and doing exactly as I say I will include your name somewhere in the back of the credits. Plz respond promptly kthx.

Squall · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:09 pm Post subject:

Hay. Maybe everyone in the community can work together and make one GREAT game!

ps: I will be your musician. Will badly ripped Linkin Park bams work?
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Me · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:52 pm Post subject:

i can be ur artist look @ my art here http://www.castleparadox.com/forum/gamelist-display.php?game=37
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Machu · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject:

I'll make sprites for the game if given reasonable time to do them.
Also, I want the game to be awesome. I find it difficult to be generic.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject:

You absolutely must be joking. How can one be making a game if they lack everything necessary to do so? Perhaps that is the joke. In which case, I appologize for ruining the punch line.

So, you plan on making a game. You need a story, music, graphics, and plot scripts. Yet, do you even have any idea of what you want? I would gladly join forces with you, if you would just provide me with some more information.

I am perfectly capable of story, graphics, and music. Not so much with music as with story, and not so much with story as with graphics. I could create for you actual original tracks if you want music, but they would take more time than say, story or graphics would. What will be your command, boss? "No" is acceptable, I guess. Smokin'

By the way, friend, no hard feelings if you don't need my assistance.
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MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject:

Either you're a lot dumber than I think, or you're just joking around too.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject:

How cute. Someone who doesn't even know me, let alone my work, is criticizing me. *grins* And no, I was deliciously serious. Don't try to start a squabble for attention. Let me await CN's answer in peace.
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Pepsi Ranger · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject:

I can give you the passwords to all of my games so that you can steal the dialogue directly from them to use as your own.

But only if you're ambitious enough to type the five or six letters it takes to open them.
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Currently Updating: Chapter 2

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:42 pm Post subject:

I forgot to mention something for you people who may want to know. I may have hidden it well, but I do realize that this is probably just an attempt at satirizing newbs and their "I am making a game" posts. Of course, I won't jump to assumptions. If this is the case, mark me. One cannot teach the next generation by making an example of them. But I am certain you all knew that already.

CN: In any case, if real assistance is actually needed, you have my support.
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Machu · Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:12 pm Post subject:

You know what; I'll do all of those things for you. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have already completed your game before you said anything! There wasn't a credits screen, so neither of us are actually mentioned in the game, but our fame shall rocket to the moon!
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3m strips · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:25 am Post subject:

i got shit loads of music e.g.

marylin manson
linken park
audioslave
creed
van halen
prodejy
korn
rammstein

the list goes on
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MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:04 am Post subject:

whoa leo, calm down brother. the thread's a joke.

Calehay · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject:

Is it? Or is it CN seeing how people would react to a post made by a known member of the community to ask this silly newbie question?
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3m strips · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject:

calehy? ive benn on castle paradox longer than you have

that was on venxz of couse
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject:

Calehay was here longer, Venx. You probably just made more posts than him. Raspberry!