Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject: Are YOU hot enough?

(Note to moderator: This is sort of like the Big Picture Thread, but not quite. If you prefer, we can just merge with that. But I think this is kind of a newer thread, and the Big Picture's threads been dead for awhile, so I'm trying to get some fresh blood.)

I was thinking today, what're the two things CPian's love the most, and the answer hit me: Contests and Pretty people. So, to play a variation on a theme, post a picture of yourself (Yes, we mean YOU. Not your best friend, not your hot sister, not some bum down the street. You. All joke entries will be ignored) and myself and JSH will rate how pretty you are. Men and women equally allowed! We'll be objective! (In fact, some might say we're objectifying you!) So, here's hoping for a big turn out, and have a ball, folks. Hell, you can even rate the pictures yourself.

EDIT: I shouldn't have to say this, but PLEASE keep the pictures tasteful. -The Giz

Me · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject:

Hurm... Rubs, the pose is a bit weird, but, you're not a bad looking guy. I'd put you at a 6.5, on a scale of one to ten, and a bonability factor of 0 (Sorry, you're a dude.) Definite bonus points for the caption though. What'd you think, JSH?

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

Giz, I gotta disagree here. While the bonability is a definite 0, I give him props for aesthetic achievement. I'd say he's a Tom Cruise on a scale of Michael Moore to The Giz. (8/10) Any retort?

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject:

I don't know, Tom Cruise? I'd say more like Tom Hanks (6/10). I mean, the hair's long, which is kinda nice, but the general face shape is much more reminiscent of Forest Gump. Ever considered a nosejob? It might help. Loaf?

JSH357 · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Posts: 1705

AH, I do see what you mean. Maybe lower him to an Adrien Brody? (7/10) He could probably use some snake oil to help with the nose. It's off balance and needs some professional work.

The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject:

The body art is fantastic, PHC. And, I must say, your face is terrific, on a scale of 0-10, it's a Cthulthu. Have you ever pondered a tentacle enlargement? (Has anyone ever told you you have great eyes? I could stare into them for hours)

The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

der... nevermind

Authortim · **super bombastic** Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 27

I NEED JUSTIFICATION
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Authortim · **super bombastic** Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Posts: 27

Also here is me wearing a SEXXXY hat and a puppy.

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Uncommon · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject:

I am one sexy beast.

Me · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject:

Spike.
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Sephyroth · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject:

Do you always take all of your pictures in the same room?
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