Castle Paradox

[Shadowiii]

AT LONG LAST, THE GREATEST AND MOST INCREDIBLE CD EVER TO GRACE MANKIND HAS COME.

BASED ON THE HIT GAME, S.III. VS SBA DX, ME AND MY BROTHER FP27MJ (also known as fighterpilot27 and "Ross") HAVE CREATED MUSICAL FUSION AN ALBUM TO ACCOMPANY THIS LEGENDARY GAME. WE PRESENT:



FEATURING SIX DEATH-DEFYING TRACKS!!!



1 - YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDNT GET ROCKED HARDER AFTER PLAYING THE GAME, BUT BOY WERE YOU WRONG! "DEAD" WRONG! FOR THIS SONG CONTAINS THE VERY SPIRIT OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, AS WELL AS THE GAME S.III. VS SBA DX! INSPIRED BY THE GAME, IT RE-TELLS THE LEGENDARY STORY AS ONLY AN AMERI-CAN...CAN! WITH BLAZINGLY INTENSE RIFFS AND EXTREME DIALOGUE, THIS SONG WILL BLOW YOUR BOXERS TO THE CEILING FAN AND INTO OUTER SPACE! MAYBE TO THE MOON!

2 - THE INTENSE DRAGONFORCE SONG THAT GRACES THE TITLE SCREEN OF THE GAME! RELIVE THE MEMORIES OF BEFORE YOU FIRST EXPERIENCED THE ADVENTURE, AND OF WHEN YOU PLAYED IT OVER AND OVER AT LEAST 100 TIMES BEFORE FINDING THE SECRET ENDING!

3 - THE KILLER DRAGONFORCE SONG THAT GRACES THE ENTIRE GAME! NOW YOU CAN RELIVE THE GAME WITHOUT ACTUALLY PLAYING IT (OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY IT, BUT THIS IS FOR WHEN YOU ARE AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND ARE LISTENING TO IT ON YOUR CD OR MP3 PLAYER)!!! INTENSE, UPBEAT, AND TOTALLY AWESOME! JUST LIKE SHADOWIII!!

4 - THE SONG THAT PLAYS WHEN YOU LOSE! IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE NOW, YOU ARE A FREAKING TERRORIST! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY, SWINE!

5 - THE KILLER TECHNO REMIX! FEATURING A ROCKING BEAT AND AWESOME TECHNO EFFECTS, THIS SONG IS SURE TO BE THE HIT OF EVERY DANCE PARTY. REMIXED BY THE LEAD DJ OF THE INTERNET, IC UNDRPNTZ, YOU CANT GO WRONG! BRING IT TO YOUR NEXT DANCE TODAY!

6 - N/A

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, MORON? THE TERRORISTS TO WIN? GO GET THE ALBUM NOW!
http://www.castleparadox.com/ohr/gamelist-display.php?game=546

AND DONT FORGET TO RE-LIVE THE ADVENTURE WITH THE ORIGINAL S.III. VS SBA DX GAME, AVAILABLE ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME!
http://www.castleparadox.com/ohr/gamelist-display.php?game=589
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But enough talk, have at you!

[Joe Man]

I've seen that shirt at least four times, each time worn by a twelve-year-old before today (keep staring)
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"Everyone has 200,000 bad drawings in them, the sooner you get them out the better."
~Charles Martin Jones

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[LeRoy_Leo]

All caps have never looked so suave.
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Planning Project Blood Summons, an MMORPG which will incinerate all of the others with it's sheer brilliance...

---msw188 ---
"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

[Setu_Firestorm]

Man, when I can remember to bring a CD-R with me to the library, I'll have to download this!

Hell, I'll even throw the MIDIs through Nuendo.
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