Castle Paradox

Leon · Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 21

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I made a game called Sword of Jade: Parallel Dreams. It is the best game. All the work you put into your games combined will not be better then what I have just made. I have made my final update to the game until I am able to release a better version that will add hours of gameplay. See all that work Square-Enix and Namco put into their RPGs? Mine is better. Don't even bother reviewing this game, it is so good it doesn't need the opinon of others to make it seem better.

This game will blow each and everyone of you away. This community has never seen anything this good. The professionals will need to come to me, because only I can teach them to maybe, possibly, understand what I KNOW about game design.

Even though the first demo is short, it is good enough for you to get just a TASTE of what I can do. Everything is original. All character names come from a language I made up. I can do that because I am so smart. I made my own original world called Earth, which is also a name known only in my language.

See all these downloads Final Fantasy H got? I will surpase that ten times in just a few days. People from all across the world will want to see what I have made. Looking for a good action game? Its in the game. The best RPG in the world? Its in the game. The best FPS? Its in the game. Combine Halo, Final Fantasy I-XII, GTA... those will not even come close to my game's glory. This is teh BEST GAME IN THE WORLD.

World Leaders will come to me and ask how I could manage all this, they will offer me riches, even their country just to understand what is in my mind. The world will be mine and SWORD OF JADE WILL BE AT MY SIDE!

I am offering this demo for free, but soon no money in the world will be able to buy this game; it is that good.

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http://castleparadox.com/ohr/gamelist-display.php?game=651

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject:

I am killing myself to avoid tainting the greatness of this game. GOD SPEED! ALLAH ACKBAR! SAKKANA HENTAI!

Tsunamidog · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:07 pm Post subject:

Beat GTA and Halo?....hahahah

But I will play it when I get back home to see how awesome-o this game is.
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The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Moogle1 · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject:

Best line: "I'm going to look at your butt"

It doesn't sound funny out of context, but in context IT IS
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Pako the True G · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject:

WOW! your right this is the best damn game ive ever played! Teach me great MASTER LEON how to make great games such as this, for in compared to you i am nothing! Crying

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Linkmax · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:21 pm Post subject:

This is a stupid idea.

Pako the True G · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:03 pm Post subject:

I agree entirely Linkmax Rolling Eyes

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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:39 pm Post subject:

Pako the True G · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:27 am Post subject:

this is overwhelmingly idiotic....
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Leon · Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 21

I understand if you can't handle all this talent in one person, but trust me, sooner or later you will realize what it is like when you can fully understand what I can do. This epic tale came from something so little. When looking for the stolen items our heroes encounter a strange object that wishes to rule them all. You find out that this object works for a villan with amazing powers. I don't want to give it all away, but this is one RPG you do not want to miss. Idiotic? Maybe to those who do not understand, but once you know what is really going on you will know that when I become ruler of the world, it was Sword of Jade: Parallel Dreams. that brought me there.

Do not bother with the other version of Sword of Jade, this game has it all times 1000.

Joe Man · Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:56 am Post subject:

Incredible! Almost as good as AirShip 2600!
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