Castle Paradox

Chicken Ken · Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:11 am Post subject:

And it made the Planet Earth pregnant.
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Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

And father time wept as he discovered he'd have yet another child to raise.
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Tsunamidog · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:56 pm Post subject:

He was very sad on the count he might turn out to be like his other son, Jeff, who is in prison for donkey molestation....
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Kizul Emeraldfire · **Type: Cyber Dragoon** Joined: 26 Mar 2004 Posts: 229

A very serious offense, which can get youâ€¦

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:36 am Post subject:

30 years
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Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

if your lucky, if not it gets you 10.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:37 am Post subject:

Spankings...
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Gamer Sasuke · Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 30 Location: The Eternal Sphere

...by the anal rapist (Jeff) in the jail shower.
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LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:40 am Post subject:

Tom DuBois wept as he sat in his jail cell, rocking back and forth and shaking like a scared child, remembering that horrable nightmare of nights past.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject:

...When suddenly, a giant anthromorphic computer crashed through the wall and told him that Dr. Blofeld was holding the very sun hostage with a meganuke. And that Tom was pregnant with Satan's son.

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

so, Tom gave himself an abortion.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject:

The sight of the Antichrist caused Tom to go crazy, so he ran out the hole made by the anthromorphic computer and jumped off a cliff. He broke his legs and asked the computer to kill him, so...

Joe Man · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:02 am Post subject:

(Note: there's a 7 word max rule)

...the computer assraped him until he bled...

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject:

(CounterNote: We changed the rule to one sentence. Things were getting silly enough when we allowed anyone to change the course of a thaught, which means he dissobeyed both rules).

But his blood was miraculously turned to wine.
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Valigarmander · Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject:

(duly noted)

So Tom drank his asswine and gained immortality.