Castle Paradox

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject:

(That was a long sentence!)

...into a world ruled by apes.

Devi Ant · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:20 am Post subject:

The apes had four hands, nine eyes and a constant hangover. They all wielded...
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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

spaghetti noodles, but their leader carried a Level 9, + 10, vorpal rubber chicken D24 + 2 D6!
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Devi Ant · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:46 am Post subject:

Tom didn't first had any clue, what to do in this distasteful situation. His first thought was to get back six feet under as soon as possible. Then he had an idea, which would turn everything to his advance.
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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:14 pm Post subject:

He built a giant wooden horse and hid himself within its hollow interior. The monkeys, thinking it a gift, proceeded in bringing it inside the fortified walls of their Forbidden City.

Devi Ant · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:22 am Post subject:

The night fell and our hero patiently waited inside the wooden horse. He heard few monkey guards talking outside, but the footsteps and the babbling soon vanished into the dark. He climbed out from the wooden horse and he suddenly noticed, that he had unlimited amount of extra-hot chili sauce bottles in his backbag, not to mention, he didn't knew, where he even got that.

Without hesitation he grabbed one extra-hot chili sauce bottle and threw it inside the nearest building. In just a seconds it was no more. Just ashes. The extra-hot effect of the extra-hot chili sauce inside the extra-hot chili sauce bottle burminated the house, so there was no sound, flames or even smokes to show any marks of sabotauge.

He was about to throw another extra-hot chili sauce bottle into the monkey guard garrison, when he suddenly noticed, that...
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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:38 am Post subject:

...the heat eminating from the bottle had caused the palm of his hand to sweat considerably, and as he was just about to release his grip on the extra-hot chili sauce bottle, it slided out of his perspiring hold and landed on the ground at his feet. Tom could only yell, "Son of a-" before the bottle burst.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

Since Tom was still immortal, he survived the extra-hot blast. But his clothes were disintigrated, and his wooden horse, backbag, and extra bottles were now gone. Not only that, but his yell had woken everyone up and attracted a bunch of guards, who raised their spaghetti noodles maliciously at Tom.

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

(Devi ant, you just got here, but the rule is one sentence. One thought. That goes for Valgarmander as well. Stay in line!)

At the last minute, just before the malicious guards noodled Tom to death, The great Pan spirit appeared and fried the noodles up for everybodeh!
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Chicken Ken · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:15 am Post subject:

... and then no one was able to say anything except "Pudding".
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:26 am Post subject:

Way to screw up the thread! 7 words was the best, because you had enough to finish a decent sized thought, but you didn't have ultimate control, and that's part of the fun of these things, is the story jerking around in different directions. But now, hell. You let 'em have a sentence/thought, and you've opened the door to these big long posts. Thread's almost worthless now.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:38 am Post subject:

Then everyone got noodle poisoning and died.

Devi Ant · Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:41 am Post subject:

(My apologizes Leroy and Gizmog. Sometimes I just can't handle it)

But the naked and noodled Tom opened his eye.
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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

LeRoy_Leo · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject:

(I understand that now, Giz. I was thinking something of the other way around; one sentence would allow a person to complete a thought without it being interrupted and the whole story go spewing in more directions. It can't go in more directions than seven words can. It's a sentence opposed to half a sentence or less. I still think that makes perfect sense. More words, less chance of the story going off course. The only problem with allowing a whole sentence is, like you said, people start making more than one sentence. That's ignorance more than anything else, and you know I'm right. One sentence. No more. No less.)

His vision cleared after five minutes and he was alone.
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"Seriously James, you keep rolling out the awesome like gingerbread men on a horror-movie assembly line. "

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:17 pm Post subject:

(The fun IS that no one person has control of it, and that it gets pulled into all sorts of directions, and seeing if everyone's smart enough to kind of take it in a neat direction without getting mad at each other's additions and undoing them)