Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:54 am Post subject:

Was Lincoln the one who got shot in the Ford Theater? Or was Ford the one who got shot in the Lincoln Theater? I always get that mixed up.

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:56 am Post subject:

Google it, you lazy fucker.

Or you could just use plain logic. Lincoln was president decades before Ford, so why would he be shot in a theatre named after Ford?

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

I thought Ford was the 18th President, and Lincoln was alive today. But even if the opposite were true, the theater might be named after HENRY Ford. Duh! Fuck you!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:34 am Post subject:

No fucking way in hell. Everyone in Lincolnâ€™s time knew that â€œautomobilesâ€ were just the ravings of a sex-starved lunatic.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:39 am Post subject:

I didn't know you were that old, ass!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:45 am Post subject:

Age has nothing to do with it. Anyone with half an ounce of common sense could figure all that out, dick.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:10 am Post subject:

Maybe you're getting senile: I was implying that YOU were the raving sex-starved lunatic!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:15 am Post subject:

That's right. I am, in verity, Henry Ford.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:31 am Post subject:

Oh really? I told the kids you were dead! Now what am I gonna tell 'em? "Sorry kids, daddy was just hiding from Ms. Alimony?" You're a horrible man!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:37 am Post subject:

"Hiding from Ms. Alimony" is right, you goddamn bitch.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:42 am Post subject:

I want your money! I want MY money!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:43 am Post subject:

I'm legally dead! Let's see you get the money now, you dumb bitch!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:02 am Post subject:

Let's see you get out of an airtight box bured in a volcano. And guess what? They'll never try me for murder, because YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!! Sux 2 b u!

Rimudora · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:12 am Post subject:

I have enough money to get out of ANYTHING! Plus, you can't kill me because I'M ALREADY DEAD!!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

But I can trap you for all eternity in total darkness, with no stimuli whatsoever! And I can take your money and buy a new car, and a new husband, and two cute little children! Then who'll be eating the big boy bratwurst, huh? You sicken me.

(PS: This topic has changed topic. Please change the name to "Private Marital Dispute, Do Not Interupt")