Castle Paradox

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted. you are placed in a nice comfy mental hospital, with padded walls, and a nice jacket. you even get a sweet little pill everyday that keeps you happy.

i wish i had something to do.
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Blue Pixel · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject:

granted, take a pooper scooper and scoop my yard clean.

i wish someone would lock this page.
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Mike Caron · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:10 pm Post subject:

Granted. But, since you can't really lock pages, nothing happens.

But, you still die for no apparent reason.

I wish I got a wage-increase at work.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:09 pm Post subject:

Your boss calls you into his office, and gives you a million dollar raise. He then proceeds to hand you an envelope full of a million dollars in pennies. You lift it, not realizing how heavy it is, and die of massive interior herniation. Your boss then gives your body as a wage increase to a coworker.

I wish that everyone would love this thread as much as I do.

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted, but now it's too busy being loved by other people that it can no longer be loved by you.

i wish days were longer.
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Leonhart · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Philippines

Granted. You got transported to Venus.

I wish for a Stephen King novel.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:21 pm Post subject:

Stephen King personally mails an autographed copy of every thing he has ever written. But as soon as you settle in to read them, Burgess Meredith comes back from the dead, and pokes your eyes out. Dead

I wish these damned gas prices would go down.

Blue Pixel · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:43 pm Post subject:

all gas stations in the world move the sighs that show the gas price 5 inches lower.

i wish phc would lighten up for once.
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Mike Caron · Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject:

He does so, but the resulting shock causes everyone to have heart attacks. However, you're the only one to die.

I wish I had the ability to travel freely through time.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:29 am Post subject:

You can travel to any moment in time that you wish. You go to see Abraham Lincoln at Ford Theater, and John Wilkes Booth thinks you're so ugly he shoots you instead, killing you dead.

I wish I had a lackey to do graphics for my games.

Leonhart · Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 383 Location: Philippines

Yoshitaka Amano personally came to your house and did this, did that, did a couple of this, and a couple of that... Your game was the most famous game in CP, and it rivals those graphics in Final Fantasy X. However, you got to pay the man a million dollars...

I wish for three wishes.
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Mike Caron · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you waste them on stupid things:

1. After your girlfriend breaks up with you, you scream at her, "I wish you would die!". She does, at the age of 93 after a long, full life. And, she dies of natural causes.

2. When eating at your new girlfriend's place, she makes the best lasagna you've ever tasted. After polishing off your plate, you go "Oh, wow, I wish I could eat this for the rest of my life!" From that day forward, nothing stopped you from eating lasagna... or any other food, for that matter.

3. After a long life full of misfortune and stupid wishes, you're walking through the park, grumbling to yourself. You say, "Oh man... I wish I'd win the lottery or something...". Then, you suddenly trip over a lone briefcase that someone has clearly left behind. It pops open, and you see one of those scratch-and-win lottery games. You pick it up, grab a quarter, and scratch three of the boxes. You then realize that you've won 10 million dollars! However, as you are an old man, you have a heart attack, and die.

I wish I weren't so long winded.
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Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted. now you talk like the crippled kid (stevie) on malcolm in the middle.

i wish i had an already corrupted cake.
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Mike Caron · Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject:

Granted. You eat it, and the corruption, in the form of deadly bacteria, soon spreads throughout your body. In an interesting twist, you don't die. However, you remain in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to go to work
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Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Through some stroke of genius, James manages to successfully market the OHRRPGCE to some bigshot company, which sends those involved in its latest release a BUNCH of money, enough to where you could easily retire on right now. The catch of course, is that you're contractually obligated to produce a working stable version for Mac.

I wish I knew how the hell furry artists actually manage to rake in enough money to support themselves (and then some), so I can copy their methods for future profit.