Castle Paradox

Joe Man · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:51 am Post subject:

Granted. It turns out they give blowjobs.

I wish I were better at corrupting wishes.
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Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted. you get so good at corrupting wishes that they actually begin to come true. too bad the first one you corrupted was your own, and out of some wierd turn of corruption, you now have a poodle as a foot.

i wish Crying

could be happy again.
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Fenrir-Lunaris · **WUT** Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 1747

Granted. You get to play an awesome RPG game that is humorous, uplifting to the spirit, and a fine example of manliness. Manly like Contra and Mike Tyson's punch Out and Double Dragon all rolled into one sweet testosterone injected package. Verily, the manliest game ever made. Unfortunately, after playing it, you're totally unable to have any lasting relationships with women aside from telling them to make you sandwiches, and roundhouse-kicking them into the nearest kitchen to do so.

I wish my dental abcesses would stop hurting Crying

Mike Caron · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:51 am Post subject:

Granted. Your dental abcesses stop hurting. However, they've been replaced with an even greater pain in the remains of your jaw, after the surgery went horribly, horribly wrong.

I wish I had highspeed internet.
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Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted, but now since you can download porn that much faster, you get triple the amount of viruses than you usually would. your computer crashes, and everything in it is fried.

i wish i had the want to work on my game.
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Joe Man · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:07 pm Post subject:

Jack · **the fool** Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 773

granted, but when going to get it pierced the guy messed up and put it in your right instead.

i wish bug bites didn't itch.
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Joe Man · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject:

Granted. They don't itch, or have any sensation. You realy just can't feel them. you don't even notice that red ants have covered the back of your body with huge red nasty poisonous bites and you pass out and are eventually killed by the ants.

I wish for a pair of speakers.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Newt.

Newt who?

Newt Gingrich and Ben Stein, that's who!

I wish I could play basketball like Woody Harrelson can.

Moogle1 · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:50 pm Post subject:

Raekuul · Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

(Psst- Fenrir, it's not Ragnarok yet.)

Your penis turns into Woody Harrelson's clone.

I wish for another sawih siwi.
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TwinHamster · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:29 am Post subject:

[After wiki-ing and googling, only to find nothing about Sawih-siwis] Uh...You spill it on yourself.

I wish people would stop laughing at me for trying to play tennis with a western grip.

Valigarmander · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:40 am Post subject:

They stop laughing at you for playing with a western grip and start laughing at you for playing tennis. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(PS I have nothing against tennis.)

I wish Jesus and Mohammed would duke it out in a cage-wrestling match.