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 Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:59 pm Post subject: The Little White Mage (discretion advised) |
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This is a parody of The Little Red Hen done in the style of an FF fanfic.
One day, the Little White Mage and her friends were on a quest to save the world. Suddenly, they were attacked, and Black Belt died.
"Who will cast LIFE and revive Black Belt?" inquired the Little White Mage.
"Do I look like I can cast spells? Get bent, you pansy mage!" said the Fighter.
"Benevolent spells are not my speciality." said the Black Mage.
The Little White Mage glared at her useless companions. "Fine then, assholes," she scolded, "I'll do it!" So she did, and Black Belt was revived.
Then, the warriors continued on their quest, and they met Warmech. The Little White Mage and her friends were beaten within an inch of their lives in the first few turns. "W-who will...cast CUR4?" she croaked exhaustedly.
"We've been through this. You're the only one who can cast that shit." said the Fighter. He managed a cynical tone of voice, even while knocking on death's door.
"Oh, fuck." groaned the Little White Mage, "Why me?"
So the Little White Mage casted CUR4 and put the spunk back into the party. Then, they all kicked the crap out of Warmech, and later on they met Chaos, and kicked the crap out of him as well.
When the Little White Mage and her companions were back at the castle, she started to complain, "I should get all the credit for this. If I hadn't brought your asses back to life and healed you, none of us would be standing here right now!"
Fighter, Black Mage, and Black Belt didn't know what to say, but it didn't matter, because the time warp closed and everyone forgot everything. Everyone lived blissfully and ignorantly ever after.
THE END
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