Castle Paradox

Devi Ant · Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:47 am Post subject:

Then 4 days later Devi Ant returned and revived it

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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:23 am Post subject:

WARNING TO ALL KIDS, WOMEN, AND ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS: THIS THREAD IS NOW DEDICATED TO HORROR, TERROR, FEAR, AND OTHER THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT. ANY BEDWETTING, NIGHTMARES, HEART ATTACKS OR OTHER PSYCHOLOGICAL, EMOTIONAL, OR PHYSICAL DAMAGES ARE YOUR OWN RESPONSIBILITY AND NO ONE ELSES.

I REPEAT, THE REST OF THIS TOPIC WILL CONTAIN VAMPIRES, ZOMBIES, NINJAS, GHOSTS, SPECTRES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, DRAGONS, DERANGD KILLERS, MONSTERS, MAD SCIENTISTS, MUTATED FREAKS, HUBRIS, ENNUI, SPOOKS, AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT!

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN WARNED!

bump

Valigarmander · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject:

Those were the last words screeched over the speakers before they cut off. The ship was filled with explosions, people were falling left and right. To Corporal Tenor, this was just another training exercise. Thinking quickly, he...

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject:

pulled out his laser rifle, modified to shoot harmless paintballs. He ran into the bridge and was immediately greeted by a terrifying...

Devi Ant · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject:

...250-pound, beardy dwarf female with a sizable minigun, shooting...
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Activate point A by sliding slide B through points E and Z, so that the Joint TO touches the Vector 6, however avoiding an impact with vectors 34 and 5, which both are positioned at the edge of the said object near point R. Period.

Remember, Giz! You MIGHT get that candy, if you only behave well... Only.

My Art

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject:

happiness and sunshine. This made Tenor very...

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:44 am Post subject:

much want to sing!

A song!

So he did!

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:49 am Post subject:

However, one of the pirates became enraged. He stretched out his testicles and swung them like a lasso to strangle Tenor. He struggled, and suddenly came up with a brilliant idea.

Gizmog1 · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject:

"what if this thread was now a place to hide pornography? Away from the prying eyes of moderators and other forum visitors! Surely noone comes here anymore, and even if they did, they wouldn't have the time to check all the punctuation in a post like this!" What?!?!

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

So, they hid massive amounts of pornography here. Namely, lesbian strap-on, furry hentai, and most importantly...

Battleblaze · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:38 pm Post subject:

(the funny thing is I was just gonna spam and mess up the this story thread by posting a random word but sadly what i was going to say actually fits in quite well)

Buttsex
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Indy OHR! and National OHR Month Contest going on now!

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Gizmog1 · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject:

which was BattleBlaze's favorite. 'cause he's

Uncommon

Lazy?

Gizmog1 · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject:

And laziness is bad in prison.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:49 am Post subject:

Laziness was a federal offense, which could get you life in prison. If you were lucky, however, you'd instead get...