Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject:

I tried to look for lesbian, but all I got was 404 errors. So I moved on to some barely legal stuff. File not found.

Mexican Snuff Films, German fudgeplay, even kinky games that the folks in New Orleans play with crawdads, none of it was to be found. I tried googling for an answer, but GOOGLE was down. Wikipedia, even the venerable gamefaqs.com were ALL gone!

The internet was gone. What the fuck is going on?

Valigarmander · Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 4:10 pm Post subject:

Things began turning blue.

Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:07 pm Post subject:

BUMP

The screen on my computer, not to mention my testicles.

no_shot · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject:

As I groped for a solution, my hands passed over the various bottles that were on my nighttable, and came to rest on something furry. Looking down, I noticed that I'd seized the cat, who had snuck into my room and had been laying at my feet the whole time. I suddenly had an idea.

Perhaps the cat had used its godly cat powers to shut off the internet. In fact, that's exactly what had happened. The &*^%$# cat had &^#*$^ gone and *^#$*@! shut down the (*(#$&(*@# internet with its godlike *&^*#@$ powers! This cat had really *&$#^@&! up this time. It needed to be punished. But how to punish it, I pondered?
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject:

no_shot · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

I was sure I was going to get lucky, but then the unfortunate tabby's cries for help were answered when the Samurai Pizza Cats smashed into the room and chopped off my family jewels...which was as relieving as it was painful, because I no longer felt the need to seed.

However, the situation quickly turned "anticlimactic" because my package, though no longer able to influence my thinking, still had a mind of its own. It suddenly morphed legs and began attempting to penetrate whoever it could.
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject:

I was the first thing it saw. I tried to fight, but had ripped off my pants in seconds, readying the throbbing red meatstick for penetration of my rectum.

I knew I was doomed, until I realized...

no_shot · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject:

That the hovering upside down "F"s were on my side! They began hacking and slashing and chopping that disembodied dork until it was a shredded mass of skin, blood, and dijon mustard laying on the floor.
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject:

I was rather famished, so I decided to take a break and eat it. But how should I cook it, I wondered?

no_shot · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject:

My brow furled and unfurled as I pondered my options. Soft, medium, or hard? I decided, as I experienced embarassing flashbacks, that this was the first time that I'd be able to get it hard in any way, so I went with that.
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject:

I popped it into my mouth. It squirted, just as I had predicted, but what I had not predicted is that it would spray corrosive...

no_shot · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject:

liquid of some kind or another. I'd be able to recognize what it was, but I didn't have a lot of experience with drinking corrosive liquids, so I'll just say it was battery acid. Anyways, it dissolved me pretty quickly, leaving nothing but
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:03 pm Post subject:

my delicious brain. I flopped around fruitlessly, trying to think of something to do. Suddenly, I remembered that I had psychoerotic powers. Just in time too, as brain-eating zombies were approaching. Without a second thought, I...

no_shot · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

willed myself to have an orgasm so big that it blew the curtains open and let in the sunlight, which turned the zombies into dust. Right at that moment, the door swung open and in walked...
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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:07 am Post subject:

John Lennon and Yoko Ono. I screamed in horror (or I would have, had I had a mouth) and had to make a quick decision. The two raised their arms, shuffling towards me. Swallowing my pride, I...