Castle Paradox

CP Security Officer · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: Keeping the Peace

Greetings, citizens of Castle Paradox. I understand that you have a thriving community of game makers and philosophers here. From what the leaders tell me, you each have gifts of art, music, and storytelling to offer your peers. I find this to be admirable. However, I also understand that some of you tend to get out of hand with your banter. This is not so admirable. Though there is room for discussion, there is not room for hostility, so the community leaders saw it fit to ensure that order is maintained. That is why I am here.

Castle Paradox has asked me to patrol the region, to ensure that peace is kept on all forefronts. I intend to stay in the background during my tenure, only to speak when a situation calls for it.

I am not here for the purpose of cleaning up conversations, as I understand those can get a little heated around here. That is a matter designed for the officials in charge of Castle Paradox. I am here to monitor any suspicious activity in the region and address it if something seems amiss. I am here to keep the peace.

I will keep you informed if anything deems your attention. Until then, carry on about your business.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Buford, the Castle Paradox Security Officer
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Don't mind me. Carry on about your business.

Newbie_Power · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762

Under one condition...

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You use this gigantic mega particle cannon!
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TheGiz> Am I the only one who likes to imagine that Elijah Wood's character in Back to the Future 2, the kid at the Wild Gunman machine in the Cafe 80's, is some future descendant of the AVGN?

TwinHamster · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

Anti-Peace? Here?!

Hold on a sec, now...Is this J.A.R.S? Rolling Eyes

Newbie_Power · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762

It can't be J.A.R.S. I understood everything Robocop said.
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TheGiz> Am I the only one who likes to imagine that Elijah Wood's character in Back to the Future 2, the kid at the Wild Gunman machine in the Cafe 80's, is some future descendant of the AVGN?

TwinHamster · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:20 pm Post subject:

Newbie_Power · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762

We have to trust him! I just gave him a Mega Particle Cannon!
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TheGiz> Am I the only one who likes to imagine that Elijah Wood's character in Back to the Future 2, the kid at the Wild Gunman machine in the Cafe 80's, is some future descendant of the AVGN?

Uncommon · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject:

Oh fuck this.

The Wobbler · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221

Newbie_Power · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762

I gave him a Mega Particle Cannon! How are we supposed to counter that!?
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TheGiz> Am I the only one who likes to imagine that Elijah Wood's character in Back to the Future 2, the kid at the Wild Gunman machine in the Cafe 80's, is some future descendant of the AVGN?

TwinHamster · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

Newbie_Power · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762

Someone just gave me an idea!

We'll counter it with Lightsabers!
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TheGiz> Am I the only one who likes to imagine that Elijah Wood's character in Back to the Future 2, the kid at the Wild Gunman machine in the Cafe 80's, is some future descendant of the AVGN?

Joe Man · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject:

Artimus Bena · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject:

Pack your shit folks, homeland security has us by the ball-hairs.
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Bob the Hamster · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject:

Oh my! Big Brother is watching us!

Machu · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject:

YOU ARE ONE WEEK LATE.
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