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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: |
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...his ass kick by some fat lady who bitches about his messy room... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Later, the woman will return for an even more horrible punishment: |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:52 am Post subject: |
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Making you watch the Lifetime channel 24/7  |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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The only way to escape was to take a saw and to cut off your |
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Chaotix Has a fan!

Joined: 03 Oct 2006 Posts: 205 Location: That one place
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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eyelids. Then pulled out a poke'ball and _________________ I drew my Icon!
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http://www.freeforum101.com/*coming soon* |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:00 am Post subject: |
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summon an Onix who... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:22 am Post subject: |
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raped you with its massive stone penis. This actually had its perks, as it would... |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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...make you crap in your pants because its fricking 50ft tall and... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:52 am Post subject: |
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has a 60ft penis. And the horror! For it ejaculated molten, hot... |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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...magma that decimated an entire countryside of... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 9:00 am Post subject: |
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...Polish imigrants. Reverend Jesse Jackson reacted by saying... |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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" FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!", he cries as he leads an army of... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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filthy, taco-munching, border-jumping, brownskinned... |
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Phil Arts Manipulating himself since the beginning

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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:47 am Post subject: |
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...Mushroom shaped people who unleached their ultimate secret weapon... |
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Lyhn Sohler Uhh, wait, what?

Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Waterloo, Ontario, the suckadiliest place in Canadia, eh
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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which consisted of several thousand moaning nude women and a legion of angry... |
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