Castle Paradox

[Kizul Emeraldfire]

(Man, I thought this thing'd DIED! What the heck? )

as her husband

[RedMaverickZero]

made a sandwich but didn't share...
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[Gizmog1]

with the zombie girl!! OMINOUS STARE

[MADSOFT Games]

So then...
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[Gizmog1]

Pat the baker came! Chocolate eclairs!

[Myroc]

But he got shot by a duck with a gun.
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[Blue Pixel]

or... at least... i thought it was a duck with a gun...

the next day i was on my way home from work. i looked up into the sky as it painted a scenery using mearly a palette of brightly coloured reds and yellows.

"you didnt have to do this for me"
whimperd a voice that seemed to come next to me, but when i herd it it chilled my very heart. it was the little zombie girl.

"why are you here? wheres your mother?"
i said

"she died in the fire, like the rest of th-"
she caught her toung before finishing the last word
"like the rest of us."

we both staired up into the sky watching as the clouds shades went from a brightly floresent pink to a dull purple.

"i did what anyone would have done in my place. not another word of this." there was silence for the rest of the way home.

(im memory of pat the baker. he was so much more, we were so lucky.)
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[Gizmog1]

Let's start over.

[Gizmog1]

If I could hijack this thread, and it's audience for a moment, I'm afraid I have to talk about something serious. As a writer for a certain well known OHR Community gameshow, I'm privy to certain information about my fellow designers, and it's producer.

We're all looking forward to the third installment in the trilogy, but, that can put a lot of pressure on the people who bring all that excitement. Usually we handle that pressure, and turn it in to the great end product we've all come to know and love. But recently... well, you be the judge.

The first time I suspected a problem was in IRC, right before Christmas. My friend (which is how I'll refer to him from here on, because no matter what, YOU ARE STILL MY FRIEND) came in much earlier than he usually did and ,unlike before, he refused to talk at all about the game. Instead, he talked crazy stuff about his love life, and something about dating a duck. I asked if he was okay, and he said he was. He said he'd been tired, and had been taking some vitamins to keep his energy up for the game. Something seemed fishy, but he was my friend, and I believed him. He left pretty quick.

Later that night his girlfriend came in, and she'd just bailed him out of jail. He had tried to buy more "vitamins" from an undercover cop. The police said he was stoned out of his mind, and had a lot of cash money on him, but my friend said he was really just tired, and the whole thing was a misunderstanding. We all knew he needed an intervention, and his girlfriend, his parents, the team, even his sister got together, and we tried to help my friend out.

But he wouldn't have any of it. He didn't have a problem, my friend swore all he did was use "vitamins" to keep his energy up through his tough time in school, and the design process. The police wanted us to keep a constant eye on him, but none of us wanted to invade his privacy. He left his house that night, and no one saw him for a couple of days.

When he came back, all he'd do is laugh and link us to "Hey Arnold" porn. Together guys, I think we can reach him. The vitamins haven't poisoned his mind completely yet. We can all help my friend, and he can be your friend too. Please, help me. All of you who've been involved in this Neverending Story Thread, come be a part of an even bigger story.

Respond to this post with "Thank you, JSH. I will be your friend, and we can be your vitamins. We want to play House 3!" and we can make the difference. Help us stop him before he kills a cop.

[Gizmog1]

C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!