AJHunter Probably Naked

Joined: 04 Dec 2009 Posts: 131 Location: Usually bed
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:46 am Post subject: LoL, A Poem |
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Isaac Asimov wrote: | Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell you why I love you.
Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
Tropisms make the ivy twine,
Raleigh scattering make skies so blue,
Testicular hormones are why I love you. |
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Deadmanintheocean Not Quite.

Joined: 22 Aug 2009 Posts: 26 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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A man's best moment is his last,
for he forgets his dreadful past.
and though he tried he took a beating,
For just now he was caught cheating.
No one knows why he lay dead,
or why there's panties on his bed.
They ask and ask the silent wife.
Though in her hand she holds the knife. |
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