Castle Paradox

MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:18 pm Post subject:

MultiColoredWiz (10:11:45 AM): http://www.castleparadox.com/cgi-bin/review-display.php?review=59
MultiColoredWiz (10:11:51 AM): hooray for awkward review
MultiColoredWiz (10:11:52 AM): s
MultiColoredWiz (10:11:54 AM): PS: LOOK
Inferior Minion (10:12:04 AM): I'm looking
Inferior Minion (10:12:26 AM): The scores don't justify the grade??
MultiColoredWiz (10:12:32 AM): no
MultiColoredWiz (10:12:45 AM): that's like, a blend of Hachi and Fenrir's review
MultiColoredWiz (10:12:47 AM): look at this
MultiColoredWiz (10:12:57 AM): As a 4th year art major in college, professional artist, and game designer, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that no effort was spared here. Literally. Zero effort whatsoever. The only amount of detail whatsoever is in the hyrulian text in the "temple of mysteries". Everything is blocky, hastily done, shoddily constructed, and lacks any sense of depth, perspective, or color value. In short, modern art.

The graphics are the high points of this game
Inferior Minion (10:13:02 AM): OH SHIT!!!
MultiColoredWiz (10:13:05 AM): yep
Inferior Minion (10:13:22 AM): I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!!!
Inferior Minion (10:13:23 AM): FUCK!!!!
Inferior Minion (10:13:44 AM): CN didn't delete Fenrir's review when he deleted the game!!!!!!!!!!
Inferior Minion (10:14:13 AM): SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!! FUCK CN UP THE ASS!!!!
Inferior Minion (10:14:22 AM): How am I supposed to fix that now!!!!
MultiColoredWiz (10:14:24 AM): been there, done that
Inferior Minion (10:15:26 AM): Damnit..this is gonna be a bitch to fix

being fixed.. maybe.

Inferior Minion · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 7:33 pm Post subject:

OK...that took a while...but it's fixed
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Machu · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:41 am Post subject:

Hmm... this thread's topic gives me an idea...

Who are all the reviewers, now?
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Squall · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:47 am Post subject:

And I know exactly what that idea is that you just got. Hopefully this site won't break down.

Anybody who wants to can review something, click on Review List on the top link panel and it shows a list of all the reviews with the reviewers.
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Shadowiii · **It's been real.** Joined: 14 Feb 2003 Posts: 2460

I'm trying to get some serious reviewing done, except stupid screenshots + Windows XP + crappyness = bad reviews. Oookay...

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Aethereal · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:30 am Post subject:

F12 should work for screenshots under any Windows OS, whether the debug keys are on or off. The only excuse is that you don't have an F12 key, and if that's the case, you need a new keyboard.
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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:41 am Post subject:

I have a handful of reviews I wrote, but I'm trying to write one on a good game before people think I'm only out to bash `em. Really confused

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MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:26 am Post subject:

Why do you care? You wrote reviews, damn it, and people want to read them.

Iblis · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:01 am Post subject:

Actually I'd rather read a bad review than a good one, they're usually funnier.
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Setu_Firestorm · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:25 pm Post subject:

I just try to stay balanced about everything. If I review a game and it's bad, I feel much better if I review a good game to know that I encouraged someone (even though I encourage the people whose games are bad anyway)

Sorry, MCW. I know this is a new concept to you, but one day you'll understand, when yer all growed up! Raspberry!

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MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 3:34 am Post subject:

Stop it Setu.
You're making me feel like Spike Speigal.

And I understand this entirely.
I usually only review games I get all the way through.
(read: not many)

RedMaverickZero · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:38 am Post subject:

Speaking of funny reviews. When Setu reviewed Mr.Triangle's Sh**ty Adventure 1, I about busted out laughing! It was hilarious, and the funny thing is, it was all true, but he said it in a nice way, you could say. Although a nice hardy "You're game sucks" would be just plain rude.
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