Castle Paradox

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Uncy and I.... ARE GETTING MARRIED!!! I wanted to build drama and tension, but I'm just so excited I can't help it. We've always really dug each other, and we just decided that we oughta go that extra distance. California'll allow it, so we'll go out there. We might drop by, IM, so be ready.

Now, I'm sure you're all wondering if you're invited, and you are. We'll be having it here http://www.sbmission.org/home.html hopefully on October 25th. Everyone's invited, but we don't have much money, so it's gonna be potluck. We've got plenty of dishes, so don't worry about gifts. We don't want it to be too formal, so just come as you are. (It wouldn't kill you to wear a tie, though)

Oh, and JSH, and PHC: You're our Best Man, and Maid of Honor. Bicker it out amongst yourselves which one's which. We'll be getting to you with our requests for attire.

Their priest seems pretty insistent on doing the ceremony, but we're hoping we can get MultiColoredWizard to do it, as he is in fact an ordained baptist minister.

I know it's an awful lot to take in, but I promise it's no joke. Just ask Uncy. He's crazy about me. And he's the best bride a man could ever ask for. We haven't decided yet if we're going to have sex on our honeymoon, or if we'll just keep it platonic, but we're totally gonna hop the ol' broomstick. Thanks in advance for your congrats, and support, guys. I know you won't let us down.

Cordially,
Admiral Cherry Gizmog, MN, Ret.

Uncommon · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:56 pm Post subject:

Ever since Giz first put his love into me, I knew it was meant to be. We are just so perfect for each other. I do hope you'll all be with us to celebrate this union, in the sight of God and our unapproving parents.

MultiColoredWizard · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject:

I don't know what to say guys... I'm so proud of you both.. you've grown up so much since I molested you!!

Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject:

Thanks, MCW. Your approval just means so much to us, especially since Mom and Dad are so old fashioned. We won't forget you, or leave you out of the loop after we get married. After the honeymoon, you'll always have a spot in our home and hearts.

Uncommon · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:03 pm Post subject:

And bed.

Inferior Minion · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:05 pm Post subject:

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say congratulations

*Inferior Minion thows some rice and locks the thread while he's at it.
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