Castle Paradox

TwinHamster · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:26 am Post subject: Wish Corruption Game

Basically, the point of the game is to corrupt the previous poster's wish and then make a wish of your own.

Ex)
first post:
*I wish for a million dollars*

second post:
*A sack containing a million dollars in pennies falls and smooshes you.*
*I wish for a coca cola blak*

third post:
*You get one, but it's so incredibly nasty that you soon fall over and die*

and etcetera.

I'll start the game off:
I wish for cooler looking emoticons.

Inferior Minion · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:37 am Post subject: Re: Wish Corruption Game

You get cooler emoticons, but excessive emoticon abuse causes your browser to freeze every time the forum is loaded.

I wish I had more free time.
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Bob the Hamster · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: Re: Wish Corruption Game

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Lyhn Sohler · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

You die suddenly.

I wish I had a bigger wang.

Raekuul · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:12 pm Post subject:

Granted. You now have a permanent sausage in your pocket. See a doctor.

I wish there were a way to bring back Sephy.
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Slime · **Objection!!!** Joined: 27 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

There is a way. You must cut off your genitals and feed them to your dog/cat/pet of choice.

I wish I had IM'S mother for a few more nights.
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Gizmog1 · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject:

You're now IM as a little boy, and she won't let you do ANYTHING fun.

I wish I had a real girlfriend, and not just piles of hardcore pornography.

Valigarmander · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

You get a girlfriend, but she turns out to be a nagging bitch. As the years go by you get married and have six spoiled brats and your wife won't have sex with you except when she wants another kid or on your birthday, and even then it isn't fun.

I wish I had friends.

Moogle1 · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:14 am Post subject:

Your friends remind you that you promised to leave CP. You ignore them and keep posting anyway. You grow increasingly emotionally detached from your friends, whose genuine concern is wasted on you.

I wish paychecks came bimonthly instead of monthly.
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TwinHamster · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:58 pm Post subject:

Paychecks now come bimonthly; however, to cover the expense of paying to have extra paychecks delivered each month, you are only given a quarter of your monthly salary each half-month.

I wish that I was gifted with a musical genius' sense of music so that I could compose my own music.

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Artimus Bena · Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:04 pm Post subject:

Since everybody's getting along, competition in trade and commerce fall miserably into the toilet, eventually unraveling technology and service markets, like electricity, water, causing widespread panic and disorder, effectively turning life into a worldwide blacked-out barbaric race for food which leads to many deaths and rapes; so, no more internet porn for you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of beef jerky.
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Snodrvr · Joined: 17 May 2006 Posts: 5 Location: Bottom of the barrel

On your next Visit to the Thorntons you buy a pack Of Beef Jerky, As the man behind you has a gun and is going to kill everyone in the store that pack lasts the rest of your life.

I wish I had a better understanding of Mathematics.

TwinHamster · Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:18 am Post subject:

You obtain a better understanding of statistics and probability, but this will never be of any use to you.

I wish that I had to power to summon tasty food stuffs whenever I needed it.