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Ysoft_Entertainment VB Programmer

Joined: 23 Sep 2003 Posts: 810 Location: Wherever There is a good game.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Valigarmander wrote: | I Google Imaged "drumsticks" hoping to get a pic of a bucket of KFC, but instead got a stick. So I went with that. And before you ask why I intended for you to be a bucket of chicken, the reason was because it was the first thing that came to mind. Just like most of the other pictures. Random crap.
There was originally going to be another rip-off of the OHR House auditions (that's why I was looking for all of the pictures), but I decided an actual game would be much better. |
Ok. So I am stick. Just be sure to add some super powers to the stick. _________________ Try my OHR exporter/importer.
OHRGFX
Striving to become better pixel artist then Fenrir Lunaris. Unfortunately the laziness gets in the way of my goals. |
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:17 am Post subject: |
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Oh-ho, you're not just a stick. You're one of the final bosses! You have the power to send various objects (arrows, swords, meteors) falling from the sky onto the party. How awesome is that.
And yes, Sparrowhawk, you can use Alchemy (you don't clap your hands, at least not until the OHR supports enemy animations ). You also drop a Philosopher's stone after being defeated. And I haven't decided yet, but you might become a party member. (Then you could clap your hands.)
New playas!
Orion
Played by: Goku
Why: Avatar. I can't believe I forgot Orion...
Tails4ever
Played by: Miles "Tails" Prower
Why: Guess.
Uncommon
Played by: Roger Waters
Why: It's what I'm listening to right now. Hope he likes it better than "Paul goddamn McCartney."
New information!
While most of the characters playing the community members are just randomly selected crap, the personalities are supposed to mimic reality. For instance...
(These are quotes from the game.)
Battleblaze wrote: | I'm so tired of all yo racist-ass crackas tryin' to contro' erehtang! Let a brutha run fo office fo once! Black pride! BLACK PRIDE! |
Newbie Power wrote: | Jesus Christ, I'm so sick and tired of your sexual harassment [Valigarmander]! I... I can't take it anymore! *places gun into mouth* |
Artimus Bena wrote: | Hey there, baby [Lucier]. You wanna come over to my place and have some fun? Ugh, I'm so drunk... |
Setu Firestorm wrote: | I'm not an elf, you fucking retard. I'm Hylian! HYLIAN! There's a big difference. And if you don't want to play the game right, you can take this ocarina and shove it up your ass. |
Valigarmander wrote: | Okay, Rimjob. If you say, "suck my balls" one more time, then god damn it, I am going to kneel down and suck your balls dry, right in front of Devi Ant and Newbie Power. |
A special note, this game will probably piss a lot of people off. Just giving you a heads up. That is all. |
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The Wobbler

Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Posts: 2221
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:35 am Post subject: |
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TwinHamster ♫ Furious souls, burn eternally! ♫

Joined: 07 Mar 2004 Posts: 1352
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Valigamarander wrote: | I'm going to piss off the entire community by actually releasing this game.  |
Well it couldn't possibly offend people as much as this thread already does... |
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Newbie_Power

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | Newbie Power wrote:
Jesus Christ, I'm so sick and tired of your sexual harassment [Valigarmander]! I... I can't take it anymore! *places gun into mouth* |
Ok, now that's hitting a new low. I don't use Jesus' name like that (it is offensive and a disgrace to his name), and I would never commit suicide (even if I was somewhat emo). If I had a gun and I wanted to use it, it would be pointed at Vilgarmander for self defense.
Just let me make up what I'll say.
Newbie Power wrote: | Eeeeek! |
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Moogle1 Scourge of the Seas Halloween 2006 Creativity Winner


Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 3377 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:18 am Post subject: |
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Orrrrrr... you *could* just do what the rest of us are going to do: ignore the thread, don't play the game. _________________
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Newbie_Power

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 1762
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:20 am Post subject: |
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If I don't do something, Vilgarmander will bring shame to my honor and family, and I simply can't have that. |
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FnrrfYgmSchnish Probably the Grand Poobah or something

Joined: 19 Jul 2003 Posts: 88 Location: Not here
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:34 am Post subject: |
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So I'm a random Mayan guy... no problem there.
But, hopefully I'm a random NPC who just stands there and says "Fnrrf Ygm Schnish!" if you talk to him and doesn't do anything else, and after a certain point in the game just disappears and is never mentioned again by anyone (including the game's credits).
Or maybe I could sell armor/weapons that are really powerful (and expensive)... but then nobody in the game can actually equip them, so if you buy any you just waste a ton of money. "Numnum Sword," "Scud Goggles," "Fnrrf Armor," "Garbanzo Shield," etc.
Definitely not a boss or a party member--having me actually join up with anyone (whether it's the bad guys or the good guys) would make no sense whatsoever. |
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Newbie_Power wrote: | Ok, now that's hitting a new low. I don't use Jesus' name like that (it is offensive and a disgrace to his name), and I would never commit suicide (even if I was somewhat emo). If I had a gun and I wanted to use it, it would be pointed at Vilgarmander for self defense. |
For crying out loud, don't take it so seriously. It's a freaking game.
And to PHC... You can keep telling me my game is going to suck, or you could just take Moogle's advice. I think it's good advice. |
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Moogle1 Scourge of the Seas Halloween 2006 Creativity Winner


Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 3377 Location: Seattle, WA
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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The thing is, PHC is one of about three people who will actually play your game. Moreover, he's right.
The difference is that Newbie_Power wants to be accurately represented, whereas PHC knows no one will be and realizes you've created a contest so you can win it yourself. _________________
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Wait, everyone thinks this is for the contest? Why the fuck would I do that? This is going to be an actual game, I won't have it finished by December 10th and there will be no demo. I enjoy winning contests, but not enough to just start a random contest and then enter it with my own game. When I said I might be entering my own contest, I had the They Hunger demo in mind. But that isn't going to happen. And yes, I understand PHC is right, he usually is right. But I didn't just start a contest so I could win it. I may be a dumbass but I'm not that fucking retarded. And the fact that the game and the contest have the exact same name was only an after-thought I had after I decided to make a community game. So now that I have that cleared out, Val's Community Chest the game and Val's Community Chest Contest have nothing in common aside from their names. So there. |
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St. Seiya-Ryu <Bronze Knight of Pegasus>

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 15 Location: San Mateo, Rizal, Philippines
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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So, YSoft's a stick? That's awesome! Think of being a stick with powers to move stuffs skyrocketing here and dive-bombing there... that means a poltergheistic ability--- an appropriate skill for a creepy stick-looking or mystic staff sort of boss thing huh? _________________
ST. SEIYA-RYU
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Valigarmander Bye-Bye

Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Posts: 750 Location: Nowhere
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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I know. Sticks are awesome.
It doesn't hurt when they're magic, either. |
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MADSOFT Games Representing more than 80% of the internet!

Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 221 Location: AWESOME land
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St. Seiya-Ryu <Bronze Knight of Pegasus>

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Posts: 15 Location: San Mateo, Rizal, Philippines
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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You have my support, good buddy.
And I'm looking forward for your game's release. _________________
ST. SEIYA-RYU
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